Kenton

Kenton is the sexiest man alive. He’s a real hit with the ladies (or fellas if that’s what he’s into) and is the most likeable person ever. The gifts he gives are like no other, and he’s willing to take on a job no matter how difficult. He’s the best guy to have around if your looking for some good craic, and if you ever end up with a Kenton, consider yourself the luckiest human alive

Jack: Did you see Kenton last night?
Sarah: Yes he’s so sexy, I love him

Kenton by thedeakyamp August 16, 2023

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kenton

1. To be Stoned; esp. From excessive injection of windshield wiper fluid spiked with a solution of 85% vodka, 5% trimethylhexane, and 10% tar (ref. Death)

Person A: Shit dude, you look like Kenton.
Person B: Lame.

kenton by DBmeister October 9, 2007

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Kenton

a state of drunkenness in which the wall transforms into a hot female shape which seduces you to grind on it.

Don't let me drink too much tonight... there are too many walls in that place, don't wanna get to a Kenton state again...

A: Whats with that dude grinding on the wall? B: he's Kenton A: ohh... that sucks.

Kenton by Galapp December 8, 2010