by Deunkfailure January 28, 2023
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After falling asleep with a woman (or man) you aren't proud you just had sex with, you wake and go in the bathroom and poop. You do not wipe your ass. When you get back to the bed, you wipe your dirty ass on the sheets and then roll her (him) over into it. Suggest you leave before morning. The Ballyhoo! Kleenex.
"Dude, are you even aware of the hideousness that took you home last night?"
"I realized it after a short nap when I woke to some beer shits. I left her a Ballyhoo! Kleenex though."
"Man, I had too much to drink last night and had some squirtage. I accidentally left that girl a Ballyhoo! Kleenex."
"I realized it after a short nap when I woke to some beer shits. I left her a Ballyhoo! Kleenex though."
"Man, I had too much to drink last night and had some squirtage. I accidentally left that girl a Ballyhoo! Kleenex."
by SGT Cheese Hater September 2, 2013
Get the Ballyhoo! Kleenex mug.Insulting word for a girl you use for sex once then get rid of, like a used paper tissue.
Also see Kleenex fuck and fuck 'n' chuck
Also see Kleenex fuck and fuck 'n' chuck
Q: Who was that girl I saw you with last night?
A: Just a Kleenex. She blew me but she's nothing special.
A: Just a Kleenex. She blew me but she's nothing special.
by nikki.taylor September 25, 2010
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Get the Kleenex Kiss mug.the act of blowing one's nose without a kleenex. this is typically done one nostril at a time by using the thumb to pinch off one nostril while blowing hard to clear out the opposite nostril. the procedure is then reversed to complete the act.
this is known, ironically, as the "farmer's kleenex" because farmers typically don't carry tissues with them in the field, so they just use this "tissue-less" method instead.
this is known, ironically, as the "farmer's kleenex" because farmers typically don't carry tissues with them in the field, so they just use this "tissue-less" method instead.
dude, i really have to blow my nose...do you have any tissues on you?
no man...looks like you'll have to use the farmer's kleenex!
no man...looks like you'll have to use the farmer's kleenex!
by Jeff Urban (seriously, that's my real name) June 7, 2005
Get the farmer's kleenex mug.When you rub your dick in between a girl's cleavage (titty-fuck) and then blow so hard it shoots up her nose and then dribbles back out
"oh dude i was titty fuckin milly last night and i shot so hard i gave her a cleavage kleenex!"
'niiiice"
'niiiice"
by Pat-Man May 16, 2008
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