Kittle-picturing

The act of deliberately elongating an already overlong and dull story by asking obtuse questions regarding the minutiae of said story.

Dull man; So I was wandering down the street an...
Kittle-picturer; How fast were you walking?
Dull man; Erm...I don't know, walking speed..anyway I was walking down the stree..
Kittle-picturer; Was the street busy? Were you on the pavement or in the road?
Dull man; ....you don't want to hear the story do you?...are you kittle-picturing?

by spider monkey May 19, 2009

Kittleson

is someone who believes any and all over exaggerated facts.

Kittleson said,"Dude! Did you know that the brakes on a Bugatti Veyron could stop the whole earth from moving! And that if the spoiler turns directly in the wind while braking it has enough force to stop a M1A1 Abrams tank going 60 MPH!"

by The Yums October 18, 2010

kettled

angry

Why’s he kettled at me?

Why’s he angry at me?

I’m kettled cus my girlfriend cheated on me.

I’m angry cus my girlfriend cheated on me.

by Greenbeanz February 9, 2019

Kettled

The act of a kettle warming up a liquid inside of it.

The kettle kettled the water

This water has been kettled

by uivuigui bhbh December 19, 2022

Kettled

When you’re snorting phat slugs of ketamine and you feel the moments just before you k hole

‘Your kettled cunt’

‘Your kettled cunt’

by Y0UR10N1C3 September 28, 2025

The Kittle

A unit of measurement for the essay ranging from 300-500 words.

Person 1: "Dude, my term paper is due in five hours!"
Person 2: "Woah, how long does it have to be?"
Person 1: "Are we speaking in terms of The Kittle?"
Person 2: "Yes"
Person 1: "Like 5-6 Kittles!"
Person 2: "Dude, you're screwed."

by RustyTang December 12, 2010

Garrett Kittley

The coolest guy ever

bro he's Garrett Kittley

by Versace Eros Eau De Toilette April 26, 2025