Krištof

A Krištof family is the most f*uped family you will ever meet. They act really friendly and nice to other people..They hate unwanted guest but still pretend that they are wanted here. They all hate eachother and its best for them to be far away from each other possible.Sometimes they are friendly to eachother but most of the time they arent..

Person 1 : "My family is such a mess"
Person 2: "Is it like a Krištof family?"
Person 1: "No jeez its not that bad"

by RamizPoplava August 28, 2018

Kristoforandchaz

Kristoforandchaz is a YouTuber who does mostly gaming videos. Commonly associated with Wrangler.

“Wow that Kristoforandchaz is too good”

by Uncle Big Brain January 4, 2022

Kristofer Hunter

Bootleggers and Xanax for breakfast.

Don’t be a Kristofer hunter, especially at noon.

by Annonymous <3 January 29, 2022

Gleam Kristoff

1) A Chivalrous, Sweet, Dashing, Adorable guy

2) Cute, Omniscient, loved my Girls & hated by boys

This name is the rarest of the rare. Person with this name is cool & dashing, like to hide his identity. Colleague are more likely to hate him due jealousy of his success, fame & dashing personality:)

Gleam Kristoff likes to play indoor games like Clash of Clans. The most fascinating thing is when he goes out in public area, Girls stare at him with the eyes of love. His pleasent smile makes the others heart raised.

New Girl: Why are you girls standing here & peeping out of window?
Girls: Can't you see GLEAM KRISTOFF is passing by! What an awesome personality!!<3

by Dialoguebox November 26, 2021

Kristofer

A man with a huge cock and likes squeezing boobies with his bare ass cheeks

Tom has a small Willy and oversized balls but kristofer has huge testicles and a nice cock

by Tomhasasmallwilly April 9, 2019

Kristofer

Obviously, really really ridiculously ugly, a person with no friends, no social life and a particularly gargantuan penis.

(Which promotes his sexual life.)

Goes best with chocolate and whipped cream.

Watch out for stray hairs.

God, Kristofer's such a loser but he has such an extremely large penis that he gets laid more often than a bed at a mattress store.

by gorillagirl69 February 21, 2010

Kristoff

A gay bass player who plays grab ass with men and calls them gay to hide his sexuality

A kristoff slithered over squeezed a mans ass grappled and began to hump viggorusly

by Wickedx November 9, 2012