Kinder

Dating app for pedophiles.

Sven Hey Hans, what are you doing this weekend?
Hans: Meeting up with one of my Kinder matches at the playground

by Hulk19 February 2, 2018

kinderpunk

A punk still naive/new to the punk lifestyle

Punk NO 1:who are the posers over there?

Punk NO 2:nah man they're not posers they're just kinderpunks they'll learn someday

by suburbanpunk February 2, 2014

Kindergater

A pre-teen who is too stupid to spell kindergartner

Hey did you know that jasmine is a kindergater?

by 80's face jasmine July 9, 2019

Kinerdered

The act of getting kidnapped and then murdered. Typically used as a half-joking warning.

Don't go into the creepy forest by yourself, it looks like a place where you'd get kinerdered.

by Logska February 6, 2022

camp kinder ring

The best place on Earth. Mostly Jewish people. Ages (6-16) where you meet your best friends for life. Campers cry when have to go home with the memories from the best summer ever, while knowing the next year will be even better.

Do you go to Camp Westmont?
No I go to Camp Kinder Ring.

by hello there friends February 5, 2019

kindergarten crush

To have a small, unimportant crush on someone, or to be in the "friendly flirting" stage of a relationship.

Yeah, he kind of likes her......I guess you can call it a kindergarten crush.

by xxbecca March 31, 2009

kindergarten

Everything you will ever learn about life you learn in Kindergarten.

All other levels of education after Kindergarten will never be used after graduation (Algebra, Chemistry, History of insert random country, etc.)

What you learn in Kindergarten will stay with you forever though:
Learn to share, get along, play, color, raise your hand, etc.

by IseewhatyouDidthere April 27, 2008