kindergarten project

a sexual manuver where you are having intercourse with your partner form behind, and ejaculate your peepeebutter on there back. after take your penis or finger and draw shapes. then throw glitter and macaroni on it so it looks like a kindergarten art project

"Aj" dude when i was bangin kaileys mom a gave her a kindergarten project!

"eian" really?

by Capt. Edward Reynolds September 17, 2007

kindered spirit

A misspelling of the phrase "kindred spirit".

"We're kindered spirits."

"It's kindred..."

by purist January 8, 2006

kindergoth

Any teenager that adopts the gothic lifestyle just to fit in with or impress their peers; someone that dresses like the Crow, even with a sence of irony.

Kindergoths:
Dress in all black because they *gotta be goth*
Paint their fingernails black because they *gotta be goth*
Wear fake blood because they *gotta be goth*
Listen to SpoOoOoOkY music because they *gotta be goth*
Writes stupid, depressing poetry because they just *gotta gotta GOTTA be goth*

by Wulfen May 25, 2006

Kindergarten Complex

When a person teases, insults, kicks, punches, etc. another person because they have feelings for that person.

Root: This happens often in kindergarteners, so it is used to describe all people with this nature.

I told Minjee she had a kindergarten complex because she would always threaten to beat up Jun.

by Raccha February 17, 2005

Kinder Egg

Someone dark-haired on the outside, but completely blonde on the inside. An inner ditz, even if he/she doesn't seem like it.

Friend: "Did you hear about the answer she gave in history today? She's such a blonde!"
You: "No way... she doesn't seem like a blonde."
Friend: "That's a kinder egg for you."

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Teacher: "Can you tell me where New York is?"
Kinder Egg: "Um... on a map?"

by La_Nina February 18, 2010

Kinder Egg Side of YouTube

The part of YouTube in which channels dedicate to videos around Kinder Eggs and Play-doh usually being based on popular Disney/Dreamworks/Pixar movies (eg Inside Out, How to Train Your Dragon).

Person 1- "Oh man, how the fuck did I end up going from a review of Inside Out to 'Play Doh SADNESS Stop Motion Inside Out! Disney Pixar Playdough Animación de Inside Out'"
Person 2- "Welcome to the Kinder Egg Side of YouTube."

by FoxofGrey October 6, 2015

kinderection

The pathetic excitement people (especially new parents) get discussing babies and children

Geez, did you see that suburban mom springing her huge kinderection talking about her ugly pup?

by ck7 July 9, 2006