Khaver

Arsehole. Like, absolute cunt. Hope he chokes on a donkey dick. The fucking dingle.

"Fuck dat nigga Khaver, he needs to die."

by Johnnyfromdonny12345 January 17, 2017

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Khaver

If you know someone called Khaver then he has a name that nobody can fucking pronounce. He will have have fond memories of his teachers taking the piss out of his name. (His name is pronounced Car-ver if you still don't have a clue). He is a lad to be around, he will always be having a laugh no matter what, he loves taking the piss out of some people but can also be a boring pile of shit because he is sometimes too mature for his age. He is an extremely loyal friend. He is a quiet person when you first see him, but after you know him he is a good friend and you know you will always have a laugh with him. You are extremely lucky if he is your best friend.He can be easily amused by the smallest things and is left bemused by some things. If he has a girlfriend he will always treat her right, will be the classic relationship goals type of guy, and be a proper gentleman. Nevertheless, he'll be a lad when he's with his mates. He loves watching boring shit like Top Gear, NCIS, Babestation. He also loves masturbating (the horny fuck). He cares about others more then he does himself, he has many energy drinks to make him more giddy then a pedophile in a nursery, and can sometimes be one hell of a fucking lazy bastard. He knows a lot of people, a lot of girls that'll suck his dick all day, but he won't be a 'lad' and let them suck his dick as he has standards. He enjoys the little things in life, whether it be his mate's small dick or his own massive fuckin' schlong .

Khaver

Teacher: I'm sorry if I pronounce anyone's name wrong.
Okay, let's start with the register. K- Karvar.... How the fuck am I supposed to say this?! Who is this Kay-ver? You better not fuck about in my lesson because you have a name that's harder to pronounce then a Ethiopian piece of shit trying to find food! Get the fuck outta here!!!

by UrbanDickUser1234 May 7, 2016

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Khizer Ahmed

A guy who always says "yo yh" to everything and spans one message across six different lines. Someone with this name is an NPC and always chats shit about other people, but in reality deep down knows that he's trying to get enjoyment out of attempting to belittle others, because he cannot do such an act to his younger brother, whom would wreck him in a fight. This guy wanks off to a fake discord girlfriend which he probably calls 'kitten', and always talks about using cream on her. Khizer has scored more goals at football than he has braincells, coming in at a vast goal count of two goals, with his one braincell telling him to repeat the same phrase over and over again. Somebody with the name "Khizer", is commonly depicted in a groupchat arranging to meet at a chicken shop, which he goes to every day, yet somehow is skinnier than a twig, and has the audacity to call other people around him weak.

How could I have been so stupid! I am such a Khizer Ahmed. Let me spam the groupchat again because I am an NPC.

by vHypnotic July 11, 2022

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Khizerism

Someone who thinks they can rap, but cannot.
Has another brother who has the biggest ego on rocket league, but is plat 1 div 1.
Wanks off to Annabelle using cream and sends her weird, perverty messages.

Oh my god; you are such a Khizerist, only a Khizerist would do that.

Oh no, i missed an open net and double commited; i am such a Khizerist.
Khizerism = someone who cannot rap.

by vHypnotic May 30, 2021

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