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Kensington

K-Town. We go to Continental cause thats our shit and thats most important, get a slurpee at sev around the corner. Middle to upper class suburb, fuck the potomac rich kids wearing their oxford pastels we rock t-shirts and not designer ed hardy or hollister shit cause were not deuches. Bethesdas cool to pickup some 4h bitches at the bar. Kenin and The Toy Boxx keep it real on the music scene. You know who the Zmudas are. One of the only legit free skateparks anywhere. We get fucked up on natty light, run out no worries get Kensington Pizza and Kabob to deliver some more. Oh and lets end with the most important part.. CONTINENTAL beat that shit.
Lets get some Continental, natty, and 4h bitches to get this Kensington night going.
by ktown kracker August 31, 2010
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Kensington

One of the many wealthy towns in MoCo. Yet unlike in Potomac, K-Towners don't flaunt what they have and instead live in a nice, cute, family town. While most of it is nice, there is the area that should be Wheaton.
Do you live in the nice part of KTown or the Wheaton part between Conn. Ave. and University Blvd?
by KTown November 13, 2004
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Kisinger

One who, in basketball (under normal circumstances), can't make 2point shots but can make 3points shots at will.
That nigga shoots like a kisinger!
by meatbeatertentimesaday August 19, 2010
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kensington shower

Verb
1- A shower during the middle of the night using a neighbors hose typically in secrecy. The true embodiment of the cause of this action is usually commonly drug addiction, homelessness, and poverty(Delinquent payments).

Origination-Philadelphia: Kensington and surrounding neighborhoods
"I heard Johnny, Steve's neighbor caught him taking a Kensington Shower last night, and from what I heard he whipped his ass and took his shoes."
by RoDizzleYerNizzle October 23, 2014
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Kellinger

Sweetest girl ever. Very short but has a big personality. Great sence of fashion.
Tonight I'm going to be a kellinger
by First doooo November 11, 2018
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kinginger

A ginger male that prefers sexual activity with their ginger dad or brother.
Look at that kinginger holding his dads hand like a lover.
by Nelo Tipsey July 24, 2021
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The Kensington Gentleman

The luxurious enterprise of evacuating one's bowels, whilst sitting one-hundred eighty degrees counter-clockwise from the traditional position normally observed in modern lavatories. Such a venture requires the individual to remove at least one item of footwear, as well as de-pants and bare half if not all of the legs.
Public speaking used to scare me, until I discovered the relaxation powers of the The Kensington Gentleman. Just in time for my Grandmother's funeral! Best eulogy ever, period.
by Oliver Kloseoff June 5, 2011
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