Kennel Club

A "Kennel Club" is a ring of people into bestiality with domestic animals; in particular dogs.

That weird pervert is a member of a Kennel Club.

by DaftDog July 7, 2014

kenealy

A god of ancient lore, typically associated with spoons.

"...we sacrifice this children to Kenealy..."

by spoon May 26, 2004

Kennelbate

When a person puts his hands together in a prayer-like position and starts rubbing the area in between his legs with slow, back and forth motions.

''Look, the teacher's kennelbating!''
''He must be turned on!''
''Teachers shouldnt Kennelbate in front of us!''

by fififiestafunnyface3innocence August 23, 2009

kennel the dogs

To shove your big brass balls back into your pants before leaving for a social outing.

I'll be over in a bit. Just gotta kennel the dogs.

by The last word July 3, 2014

kennel time

Time spent dwelling upon an unfortunate event or memory actually causing you to relive the pain from such event/memory.

John (recalls past): It's already been six months, and my ass still hurts from the Deed.
Andrew: At least you don't suffer from kennel time...
John (in pain): NO! FUCK YOU! WHAT THE FUCK! NO! No! Nonooonono...

by MikeySaysCowabunga October 20, 2014

kennel point

When a dog takes a shit in the field giving the illusion he is pointing a game bird.

A:. "Is Bowser on point?"
B:. "Yeah... wait...naw, just a kennel point."

by Grouseslayer November 21, 2018

kennel talk

Anything that could anger the future dictators of the world such as the nigalopaLords or that they deem worthy of sending you to the Kennels for saying

Random trash: I I think we should have a revolution against the nigalopalords. nigalopalords: I think that sounds like kennel talk take him away

by Nigalopalord January 7, 2020