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Keelan

The literal definition of Keelan is actually petty. But you can look into Keelan further than that. Besides being petty, Keelan is also very self centered and thinks he is the best at absolutely everything. But, in fact, he is shit.

Due to his huge ego, Keelans generally go for Sophie girls. Since the name is so absurd and retarded, it is likely that you will only meet one Keelan throughout your life.
Guy 1: Why did we let Keelan on the football team? He's shit!
Guy 2: Because he told us that he could play football just like Ronaldo!
Guy 3: Yeah...and also he said he would block us on every social media if we didn't.
by Ryedale Roasts February 1, 2017
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Keelan Major

A college major completely self-defined by the student, to be completed in no less than ten years, and not to exceed the undergraduate level. Classes are to be completely free (paid for by university employment), and to be taken at irregular intervals. May include free overseas trips, a.k.a. "study abroad."
Keelan is still working on his Keelan Major
by abitbiz.com June 14, 2004
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Keelani

Strong woman with character. She's also known as "mami" in Spanish Bc of her "mami" like charactersitses. Also has the cakes
"Damn I wish I had me a keelani"
by El padre de el rap January 17, 2017
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keelar

a person who does not like school at all
im so keelar i hate school
by im a chickan May 20, 2017
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Keelan

Someone who follows God will all his heart. His mind is very competitive and he is always challenging himself to be closer to God than anyone. He longs to show God and the world what it means to be a true follower of the most high! Also know as an angel in human body.
Whenever you pray, make sure you pray like Keelan.
by Xetatron November 21, 2021
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Keelah

When you recognize a joke or meme but decide to ignore it so you can treat it as 100% serious and push a narrative to play victim or paint your perceived enemies as evil degenerates.
She pulled a Keelah so she could attack her opponents with ad hominem.
by failedatengineering January 24, 2022
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kamela day

a day where you show appreciation to kamela like for example being nice to her making videos abt her and giving her food x this day is celebrated on the 24th April
be nice to kamela because its Kamela day!
by im.the.best.xoxo. April 22, 2023
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