kebab

A penis, dick, cock, knob, fleh flute

jade is such a fuckn kebab muncher

by big kebab April 23, 2006

Kebab

(verb) When three or more lesbians with two or more double-headed dildos engage in a vagina-anus-vagina daisy-chain of sorts.

Dude 1: "Where's Kate, Michelle, and Suzanne?"

Dude 2: "In the other room, kebabing."

by lobstalunch February 16, 2010

kebab

1)meaning "grilled or broiled meat". encased in pita bread with salad. a typically lebanese food group.
2)to piss tony off.

"hey tonyyyy, goin' to the kebab shop, uleh?"
"uleh"

by uleh December 28, 2005

kebab

Europes crappy excuse for a taco

Damn, that kebab is yummy.

by r3L4x September 30, 2003

kebab

Favoured delicacy of top Australian rapper Sickadash.

Sickadash: Get that kebab it give me the power, to take this shit into the final hour!

by HalfMerci April 9, 2003

Corby Kebab

An infamous comestible from Taste of Chilli Kebab House on Occupation Road in Corby. A kebab that literally contains EVERYTHING and weighs about 10 kilos. This thing would give you meat poisoning, and is about 10000 calories. Takes approx. 2 hours to eat. Costs £5. Would safely feed a family of 4 pissheads.

Is the same shape and size as a bottle of pop when wrapped, so you can either eat it or use it to chin someone.

Could also be used as a battering ram to smash your door in when coming home from the pub and you've lost your keys.

"Corby Kebab mate, and chips.. and an ambulance. My heart's failed.."

by Hen Broon July 16, 2009

kebab neck

when somebody's head is the same width as their neck

wow Jake has a serious case of kebab neck

by aaa1111 July 4, 2016