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Redneck Katana

A piece of rebar, or other very heavy material, with a grip made of tape at the end. This is designed to simulate a sword for forms, while ramping up the challenge involved.
Hiro is in his 20-by-30 at the U-Stor-It. He is spending a little time in Reality, as per the suggestion of his partner. The door is open so that ocean breezes and jet exhaust can blow through. All the furniture - the futons, the cargo pallet, the experimental cinderblock furniture - has been pushed up against the walls. He is holding a one-meter-long piece of heavy rebar with tape wrapped around one end to make a handle. The rebar approximates a katana, but it is very much heavier. He calls it redneck katana.
- Snow Crash, Neal Stephenson
by mortal sky September 8, 2010
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Katanna

A girl who is every bit crazy but is a amazing friend. Don't mess with katanna or she will most likely mess up your face. Katanna's are a rare breed and if you can find a girl as amazing as her then your lucky because there is no one better at being a friend . Katanna's are usually red heads or brunettes and are extremely pretty and have beautiful eyes. She is adventurous and isn't afraid to go cliff- diving or parachuting. She looks danger in the eyes and couldn't be more brave. She also is the best person to take to a party. If you can find a katanna then you are a very lucky person.
Person 1: Wow did you see that girl beat the sh*t out of that guy?!

Person 2: Yea that was katanna.
by Crazedandfree November 18, 2013
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Katrian

Katrian is not like most girls. She is beautiful, loving (at times) and definitely the funniest girl I know. Although she can be annoying when it comes to bugging people and can give attitude and sarcasm she is nice & caring girl in the inside. She is a brunette with red highlights & light brown eyes. If you ever met a Katrian, tell her that you love her and keep her close cause if not held tightly she could slip out of your hands in a split second. I know I will.
*Katrian walks by*
Crush: Damn, whose that?
Dude: You don't know?! that's Katrian, be careful with her she can easily make you fall in love with her.
Crush: What? No way, no one can ever make me fall in love with them!Watch me prove you wrong!

*Crush walks up to Katrian*
Dude:I tried to warn you, but no, no one listens...
Crush: Hey, I was wondering if you'd like to go in a date with me this Friday...
Katrian: oh it's you, hi and as long as you don't fall in love with me...
*giggles innocently*

...To Be Continued....
by You Would Never Know May 12, 2014
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Kating

A term used for the action of someone grabbing your legs and clinging on them. Used when they are taken by surprise. Usually done in a friendly matter.
Stranger 1: "Yeah, she tota-"
Stranger 2: *Grabs Stranger 1's legs*
Stranger 1: "AAH! STOP KATING ME!"
by Sullsy October 5, 2013
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katanta

Cash! Kontanter! Coins or bills, told in street-language in Os, outside Bergen, Norway.
"Eg sa da te Kimmen, og dei fekk katanta istedenfor busskort"
by Flikko October 7, 2021
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Katia

She is perfect
by Juan de la Rosa November 23, 2021
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Kavian

Who's Kavian? Simply put, a God among men, the future ruler of the world, and a fine pimp that ain't afraid to slap you across the face with his cock.

It is said that when He was born, color was given to the world and two neighboring stars exploded; ushering in the greatest era in human history.

Kavian was a creation of "The Force". When created, he weighed about a stunning 21 lbs (12 lbs was his penis alone). Without parents or guidance, He was raised by a pack of wild wolves, named Alpha-Wolf at age 3, and solved a rubix cube underwater blindfolded at age 3-AND-A-HALF.

His middle name is "Ballsacko-Grande", Swahili for "The-Chosen-One". In 1996, He was named heir to Swaziland's thrown and led them to unknown advancements in medical science and geography.

After his single-handed victory of World War II, Kavian was named "The Jesus" by the Tibetan Monks. His title signified Him as being the one to bring balance to the elements of the world.

Kavian is a man known for his kindness. Back in Nam' He created the "I have a Dream" speech for his boy, Martin Luther King, Jr. He took no credit in creating it. Later, he hunted down the man responsible for MLK's (AKA Big Daddy Martin) assassination and brutally killed the man.

No mercy.

"The-Most-Interesting-Man-In-The-World" relinquished his position to Kavian.

So next time you're down at the lowest point in your life ask yourself this: "What would Kavian do." Either way, you probably wont be able to do what He would do.
"Kavian died five years ago, but Death is to afraid to tell him."
~J.F.K

"Kavian's tears cure cancer... to bad he never cries."
~Django

"Kavian counted to infinity... twice."
~Tupac

"Kavian is the reason Waldo is hiding."
~New York Times
by Swag-Yolo420Blaze May 8, 2013
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