El Kabong

A surprise attack using a flacid penis to startle an unsuspecting victim. This is usually done by slapping a distracted person across the face or head with your penis while yelling the phrase "El Kabong" to proclaim your successful prank over the El Kabonged individual, and alert any witnesses to the humorous use of your private parts.

This can be done by a women using her breasts but is much harder to pull off if the victim is awake.

Good Luck and Happy El Kabonging!

"Jeremy came home from work early to find his girlfriend napping on the couch with the TV on. He pulled out his penis sneaking up behind her and slapped her across the face with his penis waking her up, while yelling El Kabong! This turned her on, and naturally progressed into her giving him a blow job."

by Dr Shag January 5, 2010

kabong

A phrase shouted at the top of one's lungs during a moment of great hilarity or satisfaction.

Jimmy swung his golf club with great force, his eyes widening as the ball landed perfectly in the hole.
Jimmy: "Kabong!"

Ben: "When i took Old Yeller out back the shed and kabong'd him in the back of the head so he wouldn't see it coming, It didn't go right, so I had to Kabong him twice."

by SlagFromTheEast February 13, 2017

Kasonde

Sarcastic and caring

But also has or is dating a variety of popular people

Kasonde broke up with that guy,
She’ll obviously find someone by next week

by Jj Martinez June 4, 2020

Kambone420

BIG CHUNGO OF A GUY THAT LOVES TO YELL, SCREAM, AND RAGE AND IS ALWAYS PRONE TO LEAVING ANYTHING.

Person 1: Oh My Fucking God this game fucking sucks *smashes controller*
Person 2: Jesus fucking Christ Kambone420! Did you just break your controller?!
Person 1: FUCK YOU GO KILL YOURSELF!! *proceeds to leave game or voice chat*

by DerangedJesus August 16, 2021

Kasongo

A tall , dark , strong and handsome boy . Has a very kind heart , cares about others and puts others before him .

Kasongo is so hot 🥵. Kasongo is my future husband. I love Kasongo❤️.

by urrdogspeakschinese November 21, 2021

Kasongo

A tall, dark,smart,handsome boy. He genuinely cares about others and loves his family.He can be insecure and is scared of what others might think of him. But that doesn’t stop him from spreading his love and happiness to others.

Kasongo is an awesome guy. That Kasongo guys is a real hottie 🥵.

by urrdogspeakschinese November 21, 2021

Kasoone

Person is brave, talkative, breaks friendship. It's an African name originating from Uganda specifically Busoga region, Monkey (Nkembo) clan. It's an ancestoral name given to males.

Kasoone is in love with a girl commonly known as Immy

by Savage leaf November 25, 2021