KAOS

You fuck a chick in the ass then make their best friend suck that same dick without washing it a hour later. That is KOAS.

Last night I got some KAOS. She didnt even notice.

KAOS by laxpower24 September 19, 2009

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kaoskytton

A Livejournal cam whore who is actually very fat and ugly, but photoshops her photos (badly) to make them appear to be sexy and her to appear to be skinny.
It is very funny.

Look, kaoskytton photoshopped her fat ass and stomach out of that picture!
I wish she'd learn that you can tell they've all been altered.

kaoskytton by ex-friend April 24, 2004

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Kaos

A name for any person who is talks normally on vent, and when you call his name, magically vanishes from his computer.

One who toggles on and off in order to impress and/or look leet.

One who sucks at cs because he plays too much WoW.

"Yo, My priestess of the moon is level 32."

"you're such a kaos."

Kaos by Tony March 19, 2005

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KAOS Mafia

KAOS is an underground mafia secret to the public. KAOS is connected to over 1000 cities around the world. They do mostly assassination contracts but also they run chop shops, do major burgulary, hacking, extorsion, espionage, smuggling (non-narcotic), etc. KAOS was responsible for the mafia hit of JFK. Usually if an assassination goes unsolved or an extremely valuable object is stolen with no leads, KAOS is responsible. KAOS is currently in a secret war with the Russian Mafia, the Neo-Nazi groups around the world, and the Colombian drug cartels like the North Valley Cartel.

Missouri Governors plane mysteriously crashes? Probably a KAOS Mafia hit.

KAOS Mafia by Deep Throat 06 August 30, 2008