fe-cha-fi-kank

dane cook. used as sound affect for CRAZY. all up in your face in a way.

dane cook:
"i like a girl with nice teeth. if you open your mouth and its like FE-CHA-FI-KANK. like a bunch of epic prorpotions yelling at eachother......."

by vicky and kendall October 4, 2008

kank

An absolute piece of garbage who should consider hitting themselves in the head with a hammer every so often

Jerry is such a kank for throwing my books down the stairs

by LunchMeat022 October 15, 2019

Kank spank

A kank spank it when you spank someone across the face with a dildo recently used by a nigger faggot for faggot nigger sex. Usually this action is performed as a form of sexual pleasure or after raping a gay black man to show that your top nigga

“Tyrone was pulsing after I raped him, so I had to let him know I am the luedo legend with a good kank spank.”

by Ballsmcgay March 1, 2025

sticky kanks

When you ejaculate onto your's, or another persons ankles and they become sticky and irritated.

"You won't believe what Jason did to me last night!"
"What did he do?"
"He gave me sticky kanks and now my ankles are itchy"

by cuntgreen January 17, 2017

Kank

Used to describe a person, place, thing or situation that is incredibly tiresome and infuriating and flaw AF and that you hate with the passion of a thousand, fiery suns. You cannot come back from being a kank once you have become one.

“That ho a kank.”
“My job is kank as fuck.”
“My ex boyfriends penis was so kank. Ew.”

by BaddieB NumeroUno February 7, 2018

Kank

1. Short form of Khanak
2. Short sticks that walk
3. People who are desperate, sad, depressed and useless

1. Man your such a kank
2. What the kank!?
3. Go suck a kank!

by Kankfr June 22, 2022

Kank off

When you need to tell someone to " F off" but cannot use that term.

My math teacher told me I had detention so I told her to KANK OFF.

by NautyNjGirl December 1, 2022