Kane

The whore who goes to montevideo schools and often is caught sucking ginourmous penis..... he has been called a snicker licking son of a bitch and enjoys being gay with his parents
Kane glomstad is the biggest homosexual in the world
by Kane Glomstad November 09, 2009
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a being that is placed inside garfags arse hole for pleasure whom cannot get an errection but only able when given a blowup penis
i need a bottle of kane = i need a bottle of stella artios
by the revenge you deserve August 04, 2010
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Kane is the definition of an asshole, he is unkind and very self centered human. if you ask him something he will cut you off and call you an asshole; do not try to win against a Kane because even if you do, he will twist your story to that he won.
"Bro, that guy is such a Kane"
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Used in conjunction with a member of family or body party to desribe something ugly, nasty or horrible.
Originally comes from a scene in Scary Movie 2 but it is also widely believed to refer to the wrestler.
If your in a bar and a very ugly girl walks in, one might say "I didn't know Kane's sister came in here"

If something smells very nasty, one might say "Fucking hell this smells like Kane's ass hole!"

If someone is talking to you and they have really horrible teeth, one might say "Dude you got teeth like Kane's uncle!"
by im.very.big November 16, 2009
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An absolute fucking grease ball you will be incredibly lucky to see this creature take a shower as it only happens one a year. He also preys upon very underage girls.
Wow see that nonce who got arrested the other week what a Kane
by N00by pickle2164 May 06, 2019
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Brother slayer, cheater, liar, all around good-for-nothing-jerk. Uses aggression and threats to make up for his small stature and lack of intelligence.
What! He cheated on his wife with his office mate in the backseat of the family car? He's such a Kane!
by Brandywine1982 December 16, 2010
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He is such a cool person even though he has ginger hair, he is safe as fuck and likes to do peoples mums.
Look its 'Kane', my mum was telling me she loves his ginger hair and he makes her feel good about herself.
by Enak February 14, 2005
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