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A very mean person who is an asshole...but she is also very sweet sometimes but not even cause she's mean. She also has a very plumptious booty...BUT don't let that distract you from the fact that she's extremely manipulative. So be careful, or death will be knocking on your front door. But she's also really sweet like a little baby and you just want to pinch her cheeks but she won't let you because she thinks its weird.
Omg Keyaira she so thick bro.

Keyaira? I've never seen her cry before. cause she's an butt hole
Keyaira by huhidontreallywantto April 27, 2020
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a big dong daddy that lives in monstadt, what ever your eyes meet his your dik will spring up and you will have one of the fattest nuts youve ever had in your life
rando: kaeya is soo fine, whenever i see him i nut in my panties
Diluc: wtf.
KAEYA by your moms sugar baby November 24, 2021
Hot man
"Hey have you heard of kaeya? The hot man"
"No But his brother is hot"
Kaeya by Woman kisser January 27, 2022
Kaeya is a male Genshin Impact character. Don't mischaracterize him as "The guy who will probably fuck everyone in Mondstadt." Kaeya has a traumatic backstory. When he was a child, his dad left him at Dawn Winery and told him to be a spy for Khanri'ah, his fallen homeland. "You are our only hope", his dad said, that was a heavy burden that a child shouldn't have to hold. Kaeya met Diluc and his dad at Dawn Winery, he spent a great childhood and teenage years with them. However, on the day Diluc's dad died, Kaeya felt guilty about the fact that he was a spy, that his father figure died and he couldn't think straight. Without properly thinking it through, he told Diluc that he was a spy for Khanri'ah and that was when things went bad. Kaeya and Diluc fought, Kaeya got an injury on his eye from Diluc and got his cryo vision. Because he got a cryo vision, he survived, but many say that he didn't want a vision as he wanted to die because (canon part)- he didn't want to choose between Khanri'ah and Mondstadt. After that day, they drifted apart and in the present, Kaeya is pretending to be happy and is hiding all his sadness and depression under a fake smile.

Going back to what I said at the start, do you still think "He would fuck everyone in Mondstadt"?
Person 1: Kaeya would literally fuck everyone in Mondstadt.

Person 2: Of course not, he's too depressed to do that and he would probably spend his time drinking at the tavern instead.
Kaeya by do_not_disturb November 8, 2022
cute, nice, perfect person ever! She can party real hard and she is sooo pretty too!
OMG your so pretty! Your like a Kaeyaa!
kaeyaa by ROhn shuh March 15, 2021
Keyaira is a fine give with a big ass and will drag hoes up and down the street
Keyaira will drag you up and down the hallway
Keyaira by Igotyourman101 March 6, 2019
a hot sexcy man who will almost hook out with everyone and who has an eyepatch, with a sad back story, hot disney prince (almost) and will hook you up ofc.
“I am nobody’s house wife.”

Kaeya: Ah-Ah, you should watch what you say, honorary knight.

*cu*
kaeya by kaeyaseyepatch July 12, 2021