KP 

The uber kneeless KP. Knee.

OMG DID j00 SEE KP'S KNEE???

KP by WereDogfood July 26, 2004

KP 

The initials of singer Katy Perry, and what one may refer to her as, in a joking way, that they know her or are on nickname terms, etc.

OMG I can't wait to see KP on saturday, she is going to awesome!

Ahh, KP was looking fine at the Grammys last night.

KP by Akmabcehribnaa April 26, 2011

KP 

A KP is a man who is a masturbator by sexual preference, essentially the link between heterosexual, homosexual and asexual. He will neither prefer the male or female of any species but is attracted to all beings with a pulse, however without the desire to mount anything and preferring to register these images for his wank bank until he retires for the evening.

I haven't seen John get laid in years but he is always knocking one out in his room, that man is such a KP

KP by Bennett October 20, 2014

kp 

A short form of the term "okay". Pronounced "kape", because when you say "okay" really quickly, the "o" is skipped and the ending is cut short by the lips, resulting in the "-ape" sound.

Not unlike using the term "kay" as a substitute for "okay"

John: "I'll let you know when I'm done."
Chris: "kp"

kp by Andrew Pineapple June 12, 2008

kp 

An (unused) Korean internet domain. Even DPRK government websites are located in Japan or the US, because there is no such thing as an ISP in Kimjongilland. Hence, no websites.

Korea is really poor, that's why there are no websites on .kp.

kp by dudeinwales October 22, 2006

kp 

Gave birth to the gayest person on the planet. Complete cock junkie. will kill for food. last seen in china and was mistaken for Godzilla. takes cock 24/7. If seen call animal control right away. sodimizes her son daily with dick shaped foods.

Oh shit its kp.
your such a kp.
your getting big. if you dont stop eating you could turn in a kp.

kp by hurd bird May 1, 2009

KP 

The easiest way of calling Kim Possible.

Oh no I gotta KP!

I'm in need of help! Some one KP!

KP by BurnerGirl November 26, 2007