Not a North Korean Guy: I wanna go to South Korea one day!
A North Korean Guy: What's a South Korea? The only Korea I know is Best Korea.
A North Korean Guy: What's a South Korea? The only Korea I know is Best Korea.
by OctopusProbably December 23, 2021
Get the Best Koreamug. The most amazing country in the world, often deemed "nonexistent" by those uneducated buffoons in the UN. They are a communist country, often covered in a boring drizzle that never seems to end. They call their leader "The Great Leader of East Korea," and he is often seen splashing about in the East Korea Warm Current.
<Person A> Dude, did you travel to East Korea over spring break? Them bitches be PUMPIN'.
<Person B> No, sorry, I wasn't able to. I'm afraid I was busy. But man, you are now so much cooler than me. We should all go to East Korea.
<Person B> No, sorry, I wasn't able to. I'm afraid I was busy. But man, you are now so much cooler than me. We should all go to East Korea.
by ZeWoz June 25, 2010
Get the East Koreamug. by sonswitch August 18, 2008
Get the south koreamug. Threatening to take a dump, then never doing so
Some people say that they need to drop a nuke when they need to shit.
Some people say that they need to drop a nuke when they need to shit.
by Chris TDH May 31, 2018
Get the North Koreamug. The most worthless "country" in the world. Their "WMDs" can only fly 35 seconds before falling apart. Their soldiers are starving and are still using low-quality guns and equipment dating back to the end of WW2. The people have no food to eat, yet the dumbass leader Kim Jong Il spends 700 grand USD on Hennessy Cognac every year.
by VirusHouse November 25, 2007
Get the north koreamug. A bizarre Asian twilight zone where the most basic things you've been taught since first grade are untrue. The dictator Kim Jong-il is a deity according to the average citizen. The army is starving, amputations are performed without anesthesia or electricity, and the people are forced to wear uniforms.
by kmfr November 3, 2010
Get the North Koreamug. A secretive country where religion and free speech are opressed and the people live in abject poverty. Also willing to develop WMDs.
"My dad got arrested in North Korea 37 years ago and now weighs 12 kilograms with a 32 inch beard, due to the fact he expressed his Christianity, since then the family has been regularly tortured for no apparent reason."
by D.O.G. O.B.G.Y.N. June 29, 2006
Get the north koreamug.