2019 Hong Kong Protest

An ongoing event in Hong Kong that originated from the extradition bill. Citizens are often dressed in black, shouting various slogans as most of them march peacefully on the streets, fighting for democracy and freedom. As of October 3rd 2019, the police had permanently blinded 2 individuals, arrested first-aiders, shot a teenager that resulted in a punctured lung and many more

Heard during the 2019 Hong Kong protest
Person 1: five demands

Person 2: not one less

Person 1: Libertate Hong Kong

Person 2: Revolution of our times

Person 1: Stand with Hong Kong

Person 2: Fight for freedom

by glorytohongkong October 2, 2019

King Kong vs. Godzilla

Probably the worst Godzilla film. The pacing of the film is completely thrown off in the American version by tedious and boring sequences they added of news broadcasters describing the events of the film and making innaccurate claims about the monsters. The film also grants King Kong an incredibly stupid ability (absorbing lightning so he can utilize an electric grip) because otherwise he would have been decimated by Godzilla.

King Kong vs. Godzilla: "Godzilla has a brain about this size. He is sheer brute force, while Kong is a thinking animal. His brain is considerably larger, about 10 times the size of this gorilla skull."

Person watching the film: "WTF? If Godzilla's brain was walnut sized, how would the arteries and veins connect?"

by Godzilla himself March 27, 2010

Hong Kong protesters

The Hong Kong protesters are one of the most righteous people in the world. Having had enough of the Hong Kong government's bullshit, they have decided to take to the streets, practically unarmed when compared to their opponent.

However, the Hong Kong government cannot tolerate them, and have pulled out the big guns, like tear gas, rubber bullets and water cannons.

During one battle, they have been trapped at the Polytechnic University, in Kowloon for many days. During which, there were several cases of police brutality, but they have not given up, with many other protests that happened even after this incident.

The Hong Kong protesters are so brave!

by Liberate Hong Kong May 14, 2020

Hong Kong Ring Around

When you stick a chopstick down your urethra, run into a wall at full speed, and scream "FREE HONG KONG"

Dave: I just did the Hong Kong ring around!

Jacob: Did your penis split in half?

Dave: Yeah but it was worth it to spread awareness for Hong Kong

by EggMaster76 December 6, 2019

Schlongie Kong

The most retardedly large, hairiest, and most beastly cock imaginable by man.

Oh my fucking god!!! Is that his dick!?! Dayum!!! That motherfucker has a schlongie kong!!!

by Pcott Setty May 1, 2008

Diddy Kong Racing

A sex game that is played much like the Nintendo 64 version. As the penis is being inserted into the vagina, the man clearly states "Get Ready...GO!" much like the beginning of an N64 race. As the woman orgasms for the first time, the man says "Lap 2". The second time she orgasms he says "Final Lap" and when he busts a load, he yells "FINISH!" Cumming before the final lap is strictly prohibited.

Yo, I totally tested my Diddy Kong Racing skills on that chick last night.

by cstonz February 10, 2009

Hong Kong

A place used to be a great economic center with great people and great food is about to disappear because the Chinese government is wrongfully taking control over the place.--A mainlander

Glad I was able to visit Hong Kong before its fall.

by Epicness + Dankness July 18, 2020