Keegan

A (secret) sex move involving
1. A coke bottle
2. A mail box
3. A goat
4. An apple tree
5. A rope
6. A hammer
7. And a girl with big nostrils

Average Jane: My feet really hurt from last night and I smell like goat
Average Joe 1: Why?
Average Jane: Well... I was keeganing
Average Joe 2: Oh dayumm you dirty son of a bitch

by Secretsonofahitchilvoeufbfhfeo June 28, 2011

keegan

that guy who acts straight but isnt

you are such a keegan

by blufftonmyron February 1, 2018

Keegan

A guy that is really funny,nice,caring,and fun. He is really crazy he can be rude. When he is you do not want to mess with him. He is a great boyfriend. He can be a good best friend. He is really fun to hang out with. Very good at basketball and baseball. A trustworthy person you tell anything to.

Keegan is amazing and awesome.
Forever and Always 1124 04-06-2018

by Ariahfox1124forever and always May 30, 2019

Keegan

The coolest bitch you’ve ever met. Short and handsome. Colorful eyes and very funny. Keegan is the light of everyone’s life.

Keegan is so cool bro!

by Keegy.boy November 14, 2019

Keegan

Keegan is super cute and nice and is willing to do what ever for a girl or friend. He would put his life at risk for anyone. Super handsome and amazing personality!

Keegan is a hell’s good friend

by Jeffoiscute December 17, 2019

keegan

when u slap a chick in the face with ur boner

dude i just keeganed her last night

by ripper542 October 4, 2008

Keegan

Keegan is a short white fat kid who always seem to annoy everybody. He likes to follow others around. When he gets mad at lunch he just has a slight grin on his face. If you say I'm gonna pull a keegan most kids in my school would understand. It just means he is going to attempt/shoot up the school. It will never happen tho

Bro if you dont stfu I'm gonna pull a keegan

by actsblack May 30, 2019