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Kafka

The UGLIEST name you could possibly give to your dog, child, or any other thing in your life. It is so ugly that whoever is bestowed with this hideous name, will be destined to have a horrible life. And only to be ended by a horrible death. Kafka is a terrible name because it has many other meanings that people often overloook. It means things such as: - Horse porn - That white stuff that accumulates on the corners of your mouth when you get thirsty - An extremely deadly disease - What people from foreign countries run for their lives from - The fungus in between your toes - The eye boogers/crusties when you wake up in the morning. These are all ugly, nasty things that just prove that Kafka is not a name that should be used by anyone, unless that person wants to ruin a potential Kafka's life. If you run into a Kafka, turn around and run the opposite direction and never look back. If you are lucky enough to get away with your life, call an ambulance and stay where you are. Just from standing near a Kafka, you can contract cabs, Herpes and genital warts all at the same time. Be careful, and think twice before you name ANYTHING Kafka.
Person #1- I think I'm gonna name my dog Kafka! Isn't that cute?

Person #2- NO!! Don't do that! Do you want your dog to live and die horribly!?
by mrDANnovak June 18, 2011
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kafkaeskocracy

Government by extremely rich and privileged officials that are so out of touch with the realities of their citizens' daily struggles that their behavior appears implausible, erratic, and surreal.
Man, can you believe this Trump kafkaeskocracy bases policy on what they heard that morning on Fox And Friends?
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Kafke

Thomas‘ new bike is really kafke
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Kafka

Kafka is a bug
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Kafkalias

A surname followed by a first name (usually Andreas). Kafkalias is famous about their irony and humour. If you ask Kafkalias a question, make sure to double check the answer.
Don’t trust this guy. He is a Kafkalias.
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kafka

The most charming chad thundercock ever to exist.
"OMFG, Jason fucks guys like like kafka".
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Kafka

Either:
1) A famous author that is known for multiple books like The Trial, The Metamorphosis and much more.
2) Kafka from HSR. Why are people so down bad for her.
3) Kafka from HI3. I don't know jackshit about HI3 so nothing really for this.
1)

A: Have you read The Trial by Franz Kafka?
B: Not yet, but later maybe!
2)
C: Damn Kafka is hot. id bark for her
D: Why.
3)

The Writer of this post: I- Why did i write this. Time to look into H13's Kafka's lore.
by WindowDestroyer March 7, 2024
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