jerry springer

A show where redneck's can take out their anger while their disturbingly obese wives tear off their clothes on-screen. AKA: Redneck Court

Inbreeder: I gonna take mah cousin to that Jerry Springer show, I know he my 'lil Joe Bob's daddy.

by theredneckhater April 21, 2006

jerry rice

undisputed "greatest wide reciever ever" in the NFL who spent most of his career with the 49ers

i would have rather seen rice retire than drag on his career with other teams

by uncle sam December 8, 2004

Jorryn

"The One God Loves"

An American unisex name. Known to be gentle, caring and creative.

A Jorryn will be the one to give 'his shirt off his back' at the first hint someone needs it. They are always ready to have fun and taking interest in others. Full of fresh ideas that bring a fun twist to every day situations.

Jorryn's are most likely extremely attractive and people are drawn to their deep and genuine personality. Everyone needs a Jorryn. A true friend in life that brings out the best in everyone.

They are one of a kind and loved by many!

"Where's Jorryn at?"

"Jorryn was telling me about that."

"I need to find me a Jorryn!"

by lis56 February 18, 2012

jerrybrowned

This is when someone thinks they have hung up the phone after leaving a message, but did not. The person then proceeds to talk badly about the person they have placed the call to, recorded on the message.

Sarah called me, left me a message, and thought she hung up.She did not hang up and I could hear her tell Jenny how much she hated me. I was jerrybrowned.

classic example- and origin- Jerry Brown in his race for California governer left a message for campaign contributions, thought he hung up, but went on to call Meg Whitman(his opponent) a Whore.

by Sarahconner October 23, 2010

Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise

When you Go to McDonald’s and order a sausage biscuit, but it is a trap. It isn’t a McDonald’s, but rather it is the Penn State locker room. Instead of a sausage biscuit, you get Jerry Sanduskys sausage in your biscuits, and you scream in agony as he turns you from a “tight end” to a “wide receiver”.

This Morning, Bubbles went to McDonald’s, and was greeted by famous football coach Jerry Sandusky with his famous Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise.

by Bob statutory January 20, 2021

mother fucking the jury

To yell profanities at a jury while you are on trial.

Defendant: All y'all piece of shit mother fuckers on this jury are gonna die.

Judge: thank you mother fucking the jury, but we still need to finish opening statements.

Jury: I don't think that is necessary, we find the defendant guilty on all charges.

by Humphreyneworleans January 19, 2017

jerry springer shit

anything that could be or should be on the Jerry Springer Show

" OMG Did you hear about dave shagging lisa and heather... they are twins "

" That some jerry springer shit right there"

by Paul C 2008 January 21, 2008