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Jupiter is the biggest planet out there that we know of which is fitting because Jupiters have to be the biggest and the best people. Jupiters will not settle for number two, they have to be on top, nonstop. Jupiters are kind yet sassy. They will be your best friend forever if you are good enough for their standards. Jupiters are also super good looking. Any girl would want to be them and any boy would like to meet them, Jupiters have a way of getting what they want. How could they not they are very deserving and perfect! They also give people a helping hand anytime it is needed. All in all, Jupiters are some of the best people you will ever meet, because, they are just Jupiter!
"Jupiter is not hanging out with anyone, I am going to go talk to her! I bet she can help me with biology!'
Jupiter by Awesomegrl January 11, 2021
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jupiter is a bad bitch. nonbinary? perhaps the end
jupiter is so swagggy and swanky
Jupiter by Everynameistaken!!!! January 23, 2021
The planet that thinks the solar system revolves around it, the one that thinks it's bigger than the sun, and that bigger is better.
Jupiter by Solid Mantis May 1, 2021
they love ed sheeran and k-pop !!
also likes music and has tons of good recommendations
“wow jupiter . really loves ed sheeran 🤤🤤🤤”
“as much as they love me ❓😾”
“more 🤗🤤‼️‼️”

jupiter i can’t believe how long this took to fix the “” marks now i have a cramp
Jupiter is a kind hearted, and spiritual being. Their soul is filled with creativity, and love. They may get angry very easily, but they try their best to be nice to the people they don’t like. They have been through a lot and still haven’t found themselves. They are talented, outgoing, friendly (most of the time), helpful, beautiful, and they have a heart of pure feeling. They are active, and they try their best. They are also extremely cool with their amazing personality and their style. It may be tough to get to their sweet side, but once you get to know them, it’s really nice. They are very very sensitive and they have feelings as well. But, they never share them. So, it’s going to be hard to help them with their opposite minded ass. Anyways, have fun with them. Xoxo - anonymous
Hey, have you seen Jupiter?

Response: no, but I have seen Venus. Isn’t Jupiter in the library?
Jupiter by Theoneandonlyanon November 23, 2021
A mama with a husband named kyle <(=´∇`=)> , She is very cautious when masturbating. And she loves her kids very much, and she loves huggy wuggy rule 34. So lookout for a milf named Jupiter! 🥳
"Hey did you see Mama Jupiter's fat ass this morning??"

"Ofc bro! Shes the hottest mama in the world! I wonder how that stupid kyle bagged a wholesome milf! "
Jupiter by Jupitertheworldsmama December 1, 2021
The hottest most fine person. Has an addiction to the song cpr and sings it whenever he can. They are too cute the smile they give is the brightest, even brighter than the sun. Their face is so cute the only person to be compared faces with is Mitsuba. But theJupiter is even hotter than that, making people traveling miles just to seek wisdom from such.
Jupiter: finer than the ticket on your car
Jupiter by charmander_pika February 18, 2022