Juno

A small brown dog, that people call a stupid bitch

Person 1: is that your dog?
person 2: yeah her name us Juno

by Sidewhore May 4, 2018

Juno

A fat dog

Juno, you’re fat!

by Junooooo May 26, 2019

Juno

The best dog in the world. She/he will love you with all their heart. Juno is the cutest dog in the world. Juno loves attention and will do anything for a treat. Juno is the best definition of a "man's best friend".

Emma: Your new puppy is soooo cute and loving. You should call her Juno!
Anna: That is a great idea!!!!

by Hhsjnxhccjsndhjxnndhfhksk December 7, 2019

Juno

One of the most awful, cliche-ridden, pathetically written, poorly acted, out of touch, unfunny, rotten excuses for a movie that has ever been shat out of Hollywood's tainted, foul-smelling, disease-ridden, transvestite ass.

Steve: "Mike, why did you vomit on my shoes and then go on a murderous rampage?"

Mike: (between sobs) "I JUST WATCHED JUNO!!!"

by Jello Virus October 6, 2008

Juno

The best movie ever. With Ellen Page, the world's best actress. About teen pregnancy, the world's worst thing. Beautiful.

Juno

by TurtlesWillRuleTheWorld July 6, 2010

Juno

A whore

juno is a whore

by lcdew30 March 12, 2022

Juno

to have an unexpected prenancy (at a youngish - teens to early 20s - age)

Hey, I heard you Juno'ed your girl.

by naughtyca January 17, 2008