Are you joking me?

A term used to express surprise and probably displeasure. A mixture of "Are you kidding me?" and "Are you joking?" Used most in the Bergen County area of New Jersey.

Math Teacher: Tonight's homework is page 121, 12 to 30.
Stupid Ridgewood Jock Kid: Are you joking me?!

by Herbert Oscar Forsberg the Third April 18, 2006

Joking Off

The act of masturbating to porn bloopers.

Dude, I just finished joking off to the video of the guy missing the chick's vagina and accidently sticking it in her butthole."

by mealsreadytoeat March 23, 2010

jukin

poppin or gridin on the dance floor

damn that girl was jukin all up on that dance floor.

by Kelley April 28, 2003

Juting

A state of intense psychological and emotional discomfort experienced in some instances of consuming large amounts of psychedelic mind altering substances commonly triggered by any one, or any combination, of the following;

-fear -overly intense visual distortions
-paranoia -a sense of impending doom
-isolation -inability to control one's environment or situation
-anxiety -tripping

-while at a music festival -"...dude... did you see that guy freaking the fuck out by the port-o-potties? That dude was juting hard!"
-after splitting a 10 strip at a show at a 4-5 hour show at Madison Square Garden, and then having to navigate the city to get to Grand Central Station- "I don't think I can ride inside a god damn cab right now, man, I'm fuhken jutin'!"

by klintbeastwood February 3, 2019

Through the Joking Glass

When you start telling a joke or a story, realise halfway through that the listeners are not going to find it funny, but have already committed to telling it and feel obligated to finish.

Guy 1: A man goes into a ...(tharr be more)bar and asks for a Bulgarian Carpet Bomb...
Girl: Ewww that's gross!
Guy 1: Erm, yeah, anyway, and so, erm, the bartender...
Guy 2: Man, you are so Through the Joking Glass.
Guy 1: Shut up you Mantraitor

by Reverend Pope March 13, 2010

are you joking?

Often said by middle-aged bald men, with a moustache, who take children in his van.

"Hello mister, can I have an ice cream for free?"
"Are you joking?"

by NatsuTRO December 13, 2015

Junking Around

To hang out with friends but do nothing since there is nothing better to do. Often leads to general mischief.

Person A: "Hey, what are you guys doing?"
Person B: "Ah, not much. we're just junking around."
Person A: "Oh. Hey, wanna go set off some firecrackers?"

by Nanook18 October 21, 2007