Juggalos are stupid. This is a fact. More exciting facts to come, but now, some background information.
The
Insane Clown Posse, are a bunch of men who dress up as clowns. I don'
t know why, but its probably for some sort of fetishistic act involving more clowns and the whip carrying cicusmaster.
Apparently, they are some sort of
rap group.
Like every other
rap group in the world, they talk themselves up, trying to make themselves as some hard ass motherfuckers outcast messiahs. Do i really have to tell you that, they are not in fact messiahs, and that they are not in fact anywhere near good. In fact, The
Insane Clown Posse are one of the biggest bags of shit, not in the music industry, but in the world as a whole.
Rap music is shit. Rap music done by clowns is infinitely worse. And their fans, or Juggalos as they call themselves, like this crap. Hence we have come back to the original statment, Juggalos are stupid. This is a fact.
The only reason Juggalos
like ICP is because they think that their image is
cool and funky, and that by liking them, it gives them an excuse for being the fat outcast losers they are. This phenomenon, along with the
Slipknot goth fans is the most generic and conformist form of teenage rebellion there is. If you're a Juggalo and hence a rebel, why are you all the damn same? Why do you buy your clothing all from one handy pre-packaged subcultue shop?
Listening to more than 3 tracks by ICP in a given day will kill a fully grown man. Hence, even the die
hard Juggalators or whatever can't listen to ICP all day. What they've done to fill the
time though, is to constantly diss eminem, or femininem as they all him. (Wow, you Jugglies are clever).
Why waste all the
time slating eminem? He's shit, we all know that, the world knows that. Yet he's better than ICP, probably because there's only one of him, and he only acts
like a clown and doesnt dress as one.
To some up:
ICP are shit.
Juggalos are stupid.
Juggalos probably engage in fetishistic clown orgies with each other.
Eminem is also shit.
But not as shit as ICP, and their fans.
Hey, you going fox hunting today
tom?
No, with the labour government looking to ban hunting and the bad press it's received of late, i no longer fox hunt.
So why are you in your hunting gear?
I'm off to hunt Juggalos with my wild
dogs. Thats still legal, and always
will be.
