judgement day

The only way the church keep Christians in line, by scaring them about judgement day, which COULD be tomorrow.

Priest: The number of volcanoes are rising! Judgement day must be soon!!!
Scientist: *spouts scientific evidence for rise in volcanoes*
Priest: ... The number of volcanoes are rising! Judgement day must be soon!!!

by thejamdude January 05, 2006

Chris Judgement

The misinterpretation that there are less people in a group than there appears to be.

Bald Guy: Dood I swear they got like no one we should go, one has jeans!
Paki Guy: Nah Pham Fuckisyoutalkmbout that Chris Judgement really clouding you right now.

by MIMEK May 22, 2021

value judgement

when you put an emotional value on an estimate

"the best I've ever taught — very polite and obedient” it is a value judgement because the teacher is putting an emotional value on the student: very polite and obedient

by Aedc November 12, 2018

Judgement Joker

Judgement Joker is a gallade.

Judgement Joker looloo kookoo

by Eren Yeeter November 23, 2020

Judgement Day

The end of the world for Christians where the good (believers) rise up to heaven and the bad (and non-believers) end up in hell.

Just face it, the whole Judgement Day thing is bullshit.

by Quzu May 21, 2011

jacket judgement

The task of deciding whether or not one should wear a jacket on a given day. Good jacket judgement requires understanding of the humidex.

My jacket judgement is way off; this is a hoodie AND hat day.

by Maitreya06 September 30, 2007

Blank Judgement

When a character in a comic, show, or otherwise that has no face still shows a visible emotion, usually judgment or distaste, towards another situation and/or character.
Typically involves a zoom in on the "face" of the character.

Yeah, man, that artist is great at using Blank Judgement in their comics.

by TheShortEnd October 11, 2023