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judgement day

The only way the church keep Christians in line, by scaring them about judgement day, which COULD be tomorrow.
Priest: The number of volcanoes are rising! Judgement day must be soon!!!
Scientist: *spouts scientific evidence for rise in volcanoes*
Priest: ... The number of volcanoes are rising! Judgement day must be soon!!!
by thejamdude January 6, 2006
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value judgement

when you put an emotional value on an estimate
"the best I've ever taught — very polite and obedient” it is a value judgement because the teacher is putting an emotional value on the student: very polite and obedient
by Aedc November 12, 2018
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Chris Judgement

The misinterpretation that there are less people in a group than there appears to be.
Bald Guy: Dood I swear they got like no one we should go, one has jeans!
Paki Guy: Nah Pham Fuckisyoutalkmbout that Chris Judgement really clouding you right now.
by MIMEK May 21, 2021
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Judgement Joker

by Eren Yeeter November 23, 2020
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Judgement Day

The end of the world for Christians where the good (believers) rise up to heaven and the bad (and non-believers) end up in hell.
Just face it, the whole Judgement Day thing is bullshit.
by Quzu June 19, 2011
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jacket judgement

The task of deciding whether or not one should wear a jacket on a given day. Good jacket judgement requires understanding of the humidex.
My jacket judgement is way off; this is a hoodie AND hat day.
by Maitreya06 October 14, 2007
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Judgemental obsession

When people judge you for a thing or person you obsess over.

(Judging can either be positive or negative)
by Shwim January 27, 2019
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