a gorgeous French girl who looks a lot like Angelina Jolie. and has a cat named Luna.
You can call her Mrs.Fox.
She has the ability to read people's minds, control the weather, and see into the future.
She speaks 900 different languages, knows the answer to the Riemann Hypothesis, and the logarithm behind google's search engine.
She taught Uma Thurman how to fight, Michael Jackson how to dance, and Freddie Mercury how to sing.
She introduced Bob Marley to marajuana, and showed Jimi Hendrix how to play the guitar.
Bob Dylan plagerized from her.
Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, and Jude Law once fought over her autograph.
Sadly for them, it is also rumored that she and a demi-god named Albert Hauva are madly in love.
She is the only person in the world whose poop smells like your favorite fragrance.
You can call her Mrs.Fox.
She has the ability to read people's minds, control the weather, and see into the future.
She speaks 900 different languages, knows the answer to the Riemann Hypothesis, and the logarithm behind google's search engine.
She taught Uma Thurman how to fight, Michael Jackson how to dance, and Freddie Mercury how to sing.
She introduced Bob Marley to marajuana, and showed Jimi Hendrix how to play the guitar.
Bob Dylan plagerized from her.
Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, and Jude Law once fought over her autograph.
Sadly for them, it is also rumored that she and a demi-god named Albert Hauva are madly in love.
She is the only person in the world whose poop smells like your favorite fragrance.
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Also provides a local taxi service.
Also provides a local taxi service.
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Honest, down-to-earth girl. Blonde but doesn't have the stupidity commonly associated with them. Dates older guys because of advanced maturity. Much unlike definition number 3, yet the dating is, in fact, true due to aforementioned state of high maturity.
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Perfectly matched with Mikes. Especially if they're Italian and their last names remind you of "Pizza".
Perfectly matched with Mikes. Especially if they're Italian and their last names remind you of "Pizza".
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