johanalis is a girl who dates men that look like a flat pancake and was thrown up on, can throw someone out the window, loves to look like the rat from Ratatouille, looks like ur local garbage and can and will throw you all the way to china.
bob the builder: dude did you hear about that girl johanalis she is back dating that uggo pancake name raillou (ur twin).
Caillou: omg really, ew so gross. But we should be quiet so she dont throw us out the window.
Caillou: omg really, ew so gross. But we should be quiet so she dont throw us out the window.
by urfavgalkk January 10, 2022
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this definition was not created to bully anyone but to tell people to GO AWAY FROM THIS VIRUS BECAUSE IT CAN KILL YOU
NOOOOOO I DO NOT WANT JOSIANAVIRUS
by fortnitesucks13 May 12, 2023
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Mike: what is she doing?
John:she's being petty about who her bestfriend dates.
Mike:ah, she's being a johana.
Mike: what is she doing?
John:she's being petty about who her bestfriend dates.
Mike:ah, she's being a johana.
by Thatoneverysuspiciouspotato May 15, 2018
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Get the Joshante mug.Johana is the biggest hoe, she always has a new boyfriend. She's too confident so she always gets the guy she wants, only to use them. Always plays guys.
by Jaydawg23 June 17, 2018
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