Jonsense

Where a person named Jon makes a comment which makes absolutely no sense to anyone but himself.

Person A: Hey Jon, what time is it?

Jon: In a paper bag up a tree being eaten by nails

Person A: What? That was total jonsense

by Killermancarro June 12, 2011

Jörgen

Pewdiepie's horse in Minecraft.

Jörgen… And he's gone.

by adsuri June 29, 2019

Jorden

Jorden is a bad ass bitch for real. She got friends but she don’t need them. She’s independent as hell. She doesn’t beg for friendship. She a skinny but still got ass. She loves herself and she don’t need a nigga like all these other bitches do.PeRiOdT

Jorden is a bad ass bitch i want her.

by Gilded October 20, 2019

Jorgensen

Being AWESOME

Dude, you're so totally a jorgensen

by moojoogoo September 1, 2009

Ben Jorgensen

1. lead singer of the band Armor For Sleep
2. lover of Star Wars &LOST
3. forever on tour.

Ben Jorgensen and the guys from Armor For Sleep are amazing.

by littlebearrr July 23, 2006

Jorden

Jorden is the sweetest guy ever. He is a very sensitive guy who cares for his family and friends more than anything. He will do anything for the one he loves. He writes amazing poetry and can make his girlfriend the happiest person in the world. He can be very romantic. Jordens are one of a kind - if you find one, don't let it go!

That Jorden is the perfect guy!

by chuh-relle March 16, 2009

jorena

Jorena is a kind, sweet, and loving lady who cares about everyone. She gives the best hugs and cuddles to her loved ones. She can be generous and everyone respects her...she has lots of beauty

Jorena is a matured enough lady.
Jorena, her niece, and her son make a great bond together.

by Jholeessaa December 9, 2019