Joris

Big whiff in soccer from a point blank shot on goal.

Dude, did you see that? He just pulled a Joris.

by PMin May 17, 2006

Joey Jordison

aswell as being a fucking awesome drummer he is also an incredible guitarist and you should see how fast he is at drumming! he plays with slipknot and the murderdolls

Joey Jordison can drum faster than Cathy Freeman's running

by maggotmofo November 7, 2008

Joey Jordison

The hottest and fastest damn drummer in the entire world!!! He's from Slipknot and he's 5'3!!! Yay for Joey!

No example for yoou!!!!

by Ana Comstock July 21, 2008

Joey Jordison

One Word - god. one of the best drummers there is.

joey jordison is a sic ass drummer

by That guy November 10, 2008

joey jordison

The best drummer in metal history. Plays with Slipknot and wears the kabuki mask with tribal markings. He also plays guitar and back up vocals for the Murderdolls.

Damn, Joey is amazingly sexy!

by Elise esilE July 24, 2008

Jockist

A St Lucian slang used to refer to someone who masterbates routinely

Gah dey buss dah mun watchin porn e...mate is a rell jockist

by saba243 November 3, 2010

Jordis

The most beautiful girl in the world and makes you want to give her the world. She will do anything for you and you’ll always be able to trust her she is the greatest girl in the world! She is super amazing and she is always there for you.

Hey man you look like you have had a good day? Yeah man I just got done on a date with my girl Jordis!

by THE HOMIE RehlapzZ May 19, 2020