jordie

A Person that comes from Newcastle, And has a distinct accent

" Y i man"

by Urban Doctor June 23, 2003

jordienne

An amazing person, talented, huge hearted, loves everything, always sees the good in people and the small things, and is amazing friend. Might be bossy at time and controllable but is always fun to hang around with! Might be boy crazy, that means loves a lot of boys at the same time or sees someone that’s cute, likes them instantly. Has amazing friends, amazing family, and might have mood swings very fastly!

Jordienne is the most amazing person you know and is always trust worthy.

by Jordie1026 May 22, 2018

Jordely

He is an incredible super intelligent boy with multiple abilities. He is tall. The best boyfriend in the world. The best son, best brother and best friend.

Oh look it’s jordely he’s Amazyn

by Pat2191 January 20, 2023

Jordely

the best boyfriend you could have, his ideal partner is a patricia together they make the perfect couple

Look, Jordely is doing incredible things with air conditioning.

by Pat2191 January 20, 2023

The Jordie Effect

The Jordy Effect takes place in situations where someone is lying to you about watching Netflix, his or her brother screams from the other side of the house saying that they are lying. This creates an abundance of emotions bottled up in you such as embarrassment and anger.

Kid 1: Do you have Netflix?
Kid 2: No I don't, i wish i did though.
Jordie: Yes you do you were watching Money Heist last night!
Kid: *Embarrased* that must be The Jordie Effect!

by Entrance391 August 4, 2020

Jordie

A Local term not found outside the Portobello area of Edinburgh Scotland, meaning the unscrewable bowl of a cannabis pipe screwed through an airtight hole in the centre of a plastic juice bottle cap.

There have been examples of the same principal being employed using an appropreatly sized socket set peice instead of of a traditional bowl.

This alows a stoner to smoke a whole range of homemade devices whith ease and success, compared with the other option which is foil.

The term can also be applied however less acuratly, to describe the mouth peace of a (bong).

"Hey man, wheres the jordie?"
"Cunt, I've dropped the jordie in the (bucket) water".
"This jordie is not air tight".

by Dr. Poppenstein April 27, 2006

Jordae

A kind, smart dude. Tries to make people laugh and he is a good, loyal friend. He is a chic magnet and makes friends with everyone

What’s up Jordae
Jordae took my girl

by [Pussy Boy] May 14, 2018