Jordanette

A sloppy wet male part.
more commonly seen after sex.

last night i had a jordanette

by Mary Burgess February 9, 2009

Jordantardbag

A guy called Jordan who is also a retard and a douchebag

No that is a Jordantardbag

by Acid Am Sick November 30, 2011

Jordaniel

someone who’s superiority is unlike that of any other being. their only flaw is their addiction to hentai and roblox

do you know Jordaniel?
isn’t he that guy who doesn’t shut the fuck up about hentai and roblox?

by J O R D A N I E L June 1, 2020

Jordaned

When a man splurges in his pants from minimal sexual activity as a needed pent up release due to sexual abstinence. Often when at a Vegas club, wanting to get down on the dance floor, slightly passionate kissing, etc etc etc. Or in a little Vegas Chapel. Happens often in Provo Utah.

Bro I totally just JORDANED in my pants when that girl backed her booty up on me!!! Billy too!!

by Jazzy J dog May 28, 2017

jordanmessi16

An Ozzie that moved to Finland and is very bad at fortnite

Hi Jordanmessi16

by Elexxis October 23, 2018

jordanie

Is the best person anyone can ask for in life she’s the best mother anyone can ask for she cares for you and love you

Jordanie is the best mom ever

by Marsy January 6, 2019

Jordanweatherman

Dumbass

An undeducated, idiot is also known as a jordanweatherman

by Webster.org March 18, 2019