Jovannie

1) Adjective: to be undescribingly uncanny.

1) I found that situation to be very Jovannie

by Beckyanne Illesworth July 29, 2011

Joannis

Joannis is the biggest fuckboy you will ever meet. Dont get too close to him, he will hurt your feelings.

" I hate him so much! He's such a fuckboy"

"must have been a joannis"

by mnqqq January 3, 2017

joannie juliette perez lopez

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Yey joannie Juliette perez lopez

by Unknown 901 January 30, 2018

johanni wife

When you are a beautiful lady but you get put with johanni

Ewww look it’s johanni wife

by PRETTYMUCHBEANZFAM February 17, 2019

Johanning

Being so perfect and prodigious at something you've never, ever made a mistake once - not even when heavily distracted. Origin: JS Bach and an old promotional Christopher Guest/ Nigel Tufnel video for (free) Steve Vai guitar lessons.

Meshuggah were so good last night, they kept on johanning through Bleed even though both guitarists' effects pedals broke and they had to use unprocessed clean-tones, the drummer left halfway through for a dump but still kept on playing, the shouter self-immolated and the stage collapsed. Not one note out of place - and they used every note on the 8 strings at least once in the solo, which was a perfectly ruined chromatic improvisation, compared to the written, carefully considered album solo. Oh you really must see them live Betty - it's truly marvellous! Bravo Meshuggah!

by Person Who Uses Words November 29, 2020

joeannie

A person of two names.

your name is Joeannie because your moms name is Annie and your dads name is Joe

by creepa_awwwman June 15, 2021

Jovanni

A type of guy who will always treat you right and help other people and a big black gay ass nigga that still pulls hoes

“Damn that’s a true jovanni right there

by reddoit November 21, 2021