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Joonas

Is one of the hottest boys in the world, names his huge penis “Bob”

His motto is: “hide your wife I’ve got a knife”
He also has another motto: “I will jizz and I out the window I wiz”
Joonas is a wonder in bed
by Joonasdabest November 26, 2019
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joonam

joon - life
am - at the end of a word means "my"
"my life" but a pharse in farsi used to say "my dear" "sweetie" etc
persian 1: im so thirsty
persian 2: joonam here is some chai
by mkhsni November 29, 2021
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Joonas-Marjut

Joonas-Marjut is a fictional character who may become middle-aged in the future, a caricature of a high-speed and high vocal promoter of cycling. Joonas-Marjut is like Barbie or Marlboro man dressed in lycra, a figure recognized by everyone, but completely imaginary. The Karen of spandex world.
Joonas-Marjut complains to the mayor that there is too steep an uphill or too tight turn in the bike lane.

Joonas-Marjut does not wear a helmet or reflector, as it is the duty of everybody else to see the invisible speeding cyclist even in the dark downpour. Joonas-Marjut harasses motorists who don’t notice a full-fledged cyclist in time.
by cyclingwithoutbrakes May 11, 2022
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Johnanation

jon-uh-nay-shun

The Nation of Johns. Uniting together to have a good time, at all times, and to be #1 Challenger.

See John
plural: Johns
feminine: Jan(s)
antonym: Rupert
Ben: "Long live Johnanation!"
Alex: "That's right, John"
by defeationjoe April 6, 2010
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Joonas

A guy who thinks he's cool, but is actually a nerd. A joke. Has very big trouble with feelings. Not cool. Girls usually hate him.
Oh no, I think he might be a joonas. run girl! he will hurt you!
by Truthieb November 28, 2010
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Joonas

Joonas, a typical finnish name for a boy/man. Usually a guy who is below average height but compensates on that by scoring above average in iq tests. He's kinda attractive but still probably a babyface in his 20s. Also somewhat racist.
Guy 1: Have you seen my friend Joonas.
Girl 1: Yeah he's kinda hot.
by PepeisDatBoi January 13, 2020
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Jonan

Jonan is a damn guy who likes to pee a lot and has large testicles.
by JONANGGS March 7, 2023
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