Joni

A Joni usually has green or blue eyes and brown hair, with a killer smile. A Joni is known to be very down to earth and a good friend that you can trust any secret with. Though jonis don't like to admitt it, they are secretly very insecure. Jonis also tend to get any guys they want and don't let anyone get in their way. When she steps in the room all eyes go on her. Jonis are very artistic,smart and loving. Jonis make a great girlfriend and are very trustworthy. Jonis are a little shy at first but once you get to know her, shes loud and fun. Joni's are thick, curvy with a nice butt and boobs and may be the sexiest girl you will meet. Girls like joni are hard to find, once you get her you don't wanna let her go.

"Whose that😍!"
"That's joni"
"Should of known she's hot"

by Lovinglife228 June 29, 2015

kim jongin

One of the 12 hottest gods from EXO Planet. Stage name is Kai and is the Lead Rapper in EXO-K. Has the ability to teleport. Some people call him "the Dancing Machine" because of his awesome choreography. Has a charismatic face that fangirls, and even fellow member D.O.(Do Kyungsoo) is attracted with.

Girl 1: Who is that EXO-K's Lead Rapper's name?
Girl 2: His name is Kim Jongin a.k.a. Kai. Why do you ask?
Girl 1: I thought he was D.O., because they look alike.

by haruka_rin September 18, 2014

joninx

getting owned, smoked, mocked, played

dude he got your girl!!!
you got joninxed!

by parapark December 14, 2011

jonism

A religion that originates from a place where kong lives. ALL OF YOU SHALL BOW DOWN TO ME

Yo, y'all are wackasses for not believing in jonism. Jonkong is real you know.

by jonavoo June 11, 2018

Joni Bitchell

The sweetest bitch you'll ever hear.
Her voice gives you erections and makes you wanna cum and masturbate.
It's ASMR at its finest.
You will fap to the beat of her music.

Joni Bitchell: Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got till it's gone, they paved paradise and put up a fucking lot.
Me: Ooh uh uh uh, ooh uh uh uh.

by gregben August 14, 2022

Jonking my jeter

Translates into "kidding me"

Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60

by jeterjonk October 25, 2010

jongi

An alcoholic indian girl with semi-psychotic appearance.

That vegetarian Jongi tried to kill me with an egg roll last night.

by Cocoa Krispies September 9, 2013