jonny 5

the best rapper i have ever seen that gives a message through a sick beat Bio: Jonny 5 has plans to eventually do everything, but seeks to do so in an orderly way. He wears his brother’s clothes and travels by bicycle. His turn-offs are road rage and hash browns. He believes in global warming and magical realism. In 2013 he hopes to write a rap in 10 languages. His favorite MC tends to be MF Doom. Sooner or later when things settle down he’s going to read all those books.

Jonny 5 is a founding member of the Flobots

jonny 5 my favorite flobot

by flobotx February 9, 2013

Doing A Jonny

Phrase used during football (soccer) meaning a player kicked the ball extremely high over the cross-bar from less than 6 yards away. Usually during a very good scoring opportunity.
However this is not used when a player hits it far wide.

"Oh no, Guy3 is doing a jonny"
"Haha, Guy1 just did a jonny"
"Hope Guy4 doesn't do a jonny again"
"Hey man, I bet I am going to do a jonny later"

by M4rkyboy1 November 20, 2011

Jonny Cakes

An amatuer ping pong player from Rutherford, New Jersey who occasionally beats George Schneider on pure luck.

Jonny Cakes : Ha! Good game loser!
George : That ball skimmed the edge you lucky bastard!

by Ul<nown January 12, 2009

Jonny

Probably the best person ever, a total goof but so sweet and caring. Very attractive and adorable. Has the best lashes and brows EVER, like what the hell how is that possible. Also a fucking beast at running, also unknown on how the hell its possible. Just a pretty great dude.

Yo, who dat fast boi
Dude that jonny

by alwayshereforyall November 30, 2017

Jonny Craig

Used to sing in Dance Gavin Dance but is now in Emarosa, which is nowhere near as good as DGD was.

Has one of the best voices out there.

I don't care if Jonny Craig is an ass or whatever, his singing is still incredible.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

jonny craig

1: former member of the band DanceGavinDance and current member of the band Emarosa. Originally from Canada, now lives in Lexington, Kentucky. Will Not take pictures with you and will Not add you on myspace either.

2: self proclaimed dick

Axel- "Jonny the show was great! take a picture with us please, real quick!"

Jonny Craig - "Piss-off kid"(SPIT)

Rachel- "Hes amazing!"

by rachelandaxel February 21, 2009

JonnySomebody

Jonny, is a wanna be bitch that has been in and started shit with every "elite" myspace group. He is known for being 2-faced and very fake. He talks shit about his friends and gets caught. He has been known to be friends with Ewwryan.

Boy:JonnySomebody called me ugly.
Girl:Me too!

by lovelylady55555 October 18, 2008