Jolly Rancher Express

Derived in a car while speaking of gay Joe.

1) To take a ride on the Jolly Rancher Express - Jacking off while throwing up (usually performed by homosexuals).

2) Performed by JMG from the bridge.

1) Wow Gary, lets take rides on the Jolly Rancher Express after Joe gets done!!

2) JMG

by Scepter 187 January 10, 2005

jolly rancher

Jolly green giant puts some ranch dressing on a salad and tosses it.

I like to watch the jolly rancher channel.

by Mikey-o April 27, 2003

jolly rancher

1) a delicious tangy fruit candy
2) a really nasty breakfast meat
3) a gay pirate
4) when you take a poop and you dont wipe good enough and little balls of crap are stuck yto your ass hair... then a girl gives you dome later that night and she gots some little turds in her mouth. The little turds are the jolly ranchers.

The jolly rancher sucked mad dick and his breath smells like jololy ranchers so he ate a jolly rancher and then went to the breakfast tabe to cook some jolly ranchers.

by fatrancher March 27, 2003

jolly rancher

lamer; homosexual

er1c is a jolly rancher.

by hacker February 22, 2003

Jolly Rancher Eyes

A sticky feeling in your eyes after drinking a Monster Energy Drink BFC (Big Fucken can)

I drank that whole can and now i cant see enough to play CoD4...
damn jolly rancher eyes.

by Nathan216 October 20, 2008

Jolly Rancher Status

When you get in a some kind of accident and you wound looks like a melted cherry jolly rancher.

Dude, i crashed on my board and my knee is total jolly rancher status!

by baracudaboy October 23, 2008

jolly rancher tongue

if you like jolly ranchers, lollipops, or anything candy related that you can suck on then you're really good with your tongue in bed

you could also say that a person has a lollipop tongue

person 1: *eating a jolly rancher and playing with it with their tongue*
person 2: oh shit you must have a jolly rancher tongue
person 1: maybe I could use my tongue for something else 🥵

by todoroki and kuroo are my dadd July 30, 2020