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Jolene

Jolene is a cunt
by A Hood Classic October 11, 2020
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Jolene

A term used to describe events in one’s life that are often correlated to one another, possibly beyond coincidence.
“I was listening to a song on my phone and someone walked by was playing the same song at the same spot in the song as if they were synced, that’s so Jolene”
by Realjolene February 14, 2024
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Jolene Blalock

The actress who plays T'Pol in Star Trek ENT. She and her lesbian sidekick, ensign (meaning fuckable) Hoshi Sato, together made ENT into TNT for our dicks.
Long live princess Jolene Blalock. May her body stay hot and sexy for forever.
by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
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Jolene Van Vugt

the following is taken directly from her bio section of her official website:

"At the young age of 28 Jolene Van Vugt has established herself as one of the most accomplished female athletes in action sports today. Her incredible and ongoing lists of accomplishments include becoming the first CMRC Women’s Canadian Motocross National Champion, first female to backflip a full-sized dirt bike, holder of multiple Guinness World Records, and co-star of many motocross/stunt videos...

In 2006 Jolene would have a large part in creating the Canadian Women’s National Championship’s, a coast-to-coast national series that would mirror the opportunities of the WMA in the U.S. She would commemorate the event by winning the series and becoming the first Canadian Women’s National Champion.

2006 ... the first female to backflip a full-sized dirt bike ...

The milestone backflips and other stunts performed at the Pastrana compound would be featured in the popular Nitro Circus video series, and open many doors for the young talent. Such as being the first female to take part in the Masters Of Dirt Freestyle Show in Austria, and be featured in the MTV television show Nitro Circus..."
Jolene Van Vugt has the most defined midsection of any natural athlete. She is a professional stuntperson whose accomplishments are often referred to without reference to her gender, because of her ability to be recognized at or above the level of her male colleagues. She is a role model, inspiration, and pioneer without equal.
by Jolenefangdb January 22, 2011
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Jolene's House

A cocktail containing some sort of sweetened iced tea, and Coconut rum.
I went to Jolene's House, and all she had to drink was iced tea and Malibu.
by Lockout January 7, 2018
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Jolene (girl)

She is the most caring person ever to be met. Besides her overwhelmingly amazing appearance, she will laugh at the most random shit ever. She never fails to make people laugh in any way. If she is older than you, and a year ahead in school, she will insist that she is just plain smarter than you (saying “I am your age, what are you talking about”) She is most likely exposed to the griddy and getting sturdy anytime somebody even hints her to do it. Let’s talk about appearance and personality. She probably has the hourglass body shape and likes to call herself amazing, being self-centred (jokingly) but will not refuse to bring your mood up when you are feeling down. Watch out, if she finds a phrase that she finds funny, that’s all she gon b saying for an ENTIRE month.
by ppeteerrrr June 18, 2022
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Jolene Tan

by aweeeeeedrey May 4, 2010
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