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Jokeboner, originated from the Swedish word "Skämtstånd", is a type of erection.
A jokeboner is not, as opposed to a real boner, directly a caused by sexual arousal. It is rather used as a practical joke, and/or to preform what is called a böglyft, or "gaylift".
The term is often used to explain how a boner, in an otherwise gay situation, could be considered as No-homo.
witch explains why a straight man would have a boner, in an otherwise, homosexual context.
A jokeboner is not, as opposed to a real boner, directly a caused by sexual arousal. It is rather used as a practical joke, and/or to preform what is called a böglyft, or "gaylift".
The term is often used to explain how a boner, in an otherwise gay situation, could be considered as No-homo.
witch explains why a straight man would have a boner, in an otherwise, homosexual context.
Person 1. Yesterday, me and my friend did the most epic gaylift.
Person 2. Wow, i didn't know you where gay!
Person 1. No, Im not. It was only a Jokeboner.
Person 2. Wow, i didn't know you where gay!
Person 1. No, Im not. It was only a Jokeboner.
by Someon33lse November 24, 2020
Get the Jokeboner mug.Jokeboner, originated from the Swedish word "Skämtstånd", is a type of erection.
A jokeboner is not, as opposed to a real boner, directly a caused by sexual arousal. It is rather used as a practical joke, and/or to preform what is called a böglyft, or "gaylift".
The term is often used to explain how a boner, in an otherwise gay situation, could be considered as No-homo.
A jokeboner is not, as opposed to a real boner, directly a caused by sexual arousal. It is rather used as a practical joke, and/or to preform what is called a böglyft, or "gaylift".
The term is often used to explain how a boner, in an otherwise gay situation, could be considered as No-homo.
Person 1. Yesterday, me and my friend did the most epic gaylift.
Person 2. Wow, i didn't know you where gay!
Person 1. No, Im not. It was only a Jokeboner.
Person 2. Wow, i didn't know you where gay!
Person 1. No, Im not. It was only a Jokeboner.
by Someon33lse November 24, 2020
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Ugh..! Your such a Joelouisa 😒
by Whatdidhesayyyyy December 22, 2020
Get the joelouisa mug.The state someone is in when they are so excited, they cannot speak, and can barely breathe. Thus, being in such a state of excitement, they cannot adequately describe their frenzied state, and can just say "I'm in a state of jukelootion!" and all will be said for them.
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Noun
The act of forcing bad jokes, usually puns or dad jokes, on people against their expressed wishes. Often comes from those who lack the ability to read the room.
Noun
The act of forcing bad jokes, usually puns or dad jokes, on people against their expressed wishes. Often comes from those who lack the ability to read the room.
Guy 1: "Dude, Bradley had me in a jokehold the entire time we were on break!"
Guy 2: "Was it really that bad?"
Guy 1: "Oh yeah, he wouldn't quit telling me Yo Momma Jokes."
Guy 2: "Did you tell him you mom passed away?"
Guy 1: "I shouldn't have to, he was one of her pallbearers."
Guy 2: "Was it really that bad?"
Guy 1: "Oh yeah, he wouldn't quit telling me Yo Momma Jokes."
Guy 2: "Did you tell him you mom passed away?"
Guy 1: "I shouldn't have to, he was one of her pallbearers."
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