Johnism

The act of following the majestic and almighty John John actions of this often include a pilgrimage to the temple of John

Yh man follows johnism innit he bare majestic

by Thegendermocker69 June 11, 2018

Johnnies

Street name for Gabapentin

She slipped me some of her johnnies in rehab to help me through it.

by Your mom’s Clone January 5, 2021

johnnysuhsblkgf

johnnysuhsblkgf is a beautiful black queen that deserves the world for her amazing content on her kpop videos!!

Have you seen that video?
What video?
johnnysuhsblkgfs video!!

by nickiminajislife May 9, 2021

JohnnySexual

You love the one and only Johnny suh from Chicago CAUSE JOHNNY SUH BEST BOY

hey do you wanna date bb girl? No im Johnnysexual <33 "we are not talking anymore" idc i love Johnny more <333

by armymoastaynetzien February 2, 2022

JOHNNASCUS

Once a member of rapper Lil Darkie's group SPIDER GANG, JOHNNASCUS is a solo artist who does mostly hardcore/hella distorted shit. He has a distinctive mask (rather, the upper half of one) featuring a CHAOS STR on the top and two extra bits on the bottom of both eye holes. He considers himself as a demigod (which i totally vibe with), and is doing live performances as of writing this article.

Guy One: Hey, JOHNNASCUS dropped a new song last night
Guy Two: Oh shit, is it the one about God getting raped or some shit?

by TMBK February 7, 2022

Brown Johnnies

Simply, another word for shit.

"Oh, man, I gotta make Brown Johnnies in a hurry!"
Also, if you have the runs, you can say,

"I shouldn't have eaten that hot pocket. I can feel the Runny Johnnies coming."

by Planteskaeg August 13, 2009

johnnier

A boy who is sexy and handsome and cute

I want that johnnier I need one in my life

by Cacac365 December 19, 2015