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john gow

A modern day Pirate, but not just any pirate, a pokemon pirate. Sailing all around the world catching pokemon whilst also running 2 discord servers, he is a man to be admired. Some would call him super. Some would call him Super Johnny Gowser.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? no... it's Super John Gow!
by DieLowFlyPigeon January 24, 2018
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john gray

A Hebrew Caucasian male with an exceptionally small Penis, he has a great smile, and that's all he's got going for him.
by Larry the king November 29, 2013
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John Gallagher Jr.

Plaid god who moonlights as a doctor, fox, and unicorn.
Sophia: I just love plaid! Do you know who it reminds me of?
Dani: That John Gallagher Jr.! He's such a plaid god!
by SparkyMalarky July 9, 2011
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John Glenn High School (IN)

John Glenn High School is a high school in Walkerton Indiana. Here you will find hillbillies AND preppy girls. This school is known as the “yee yee” school. The hillbillies there drive big ole nasty trucks. The girls at John Glenn usually sleep around with other girl’s boyfriends. And the guys there are not really attractive. John Glenn’s sports aren’t too bad.. other than the fact that their Football team sucks ass. John Glenn has some pretty good fights but they’re mostly girl fights.. which consist of hair pulling and screaming at each other.
I went to John Glenn High School (IN)

for my baseball game & a hillbilly almost hit me with his truck!
by deeznutzyeeyee123 May 22, 2019
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John Grosbar

one of the most famous but unknown characters in seinfeld history. From the airport episode, he is Kramer's roommate from 20 years ago that still owes him 240 dollars from rent. He was last seen headed on a flight form JFK.
"Listen to the bell Grosbar it tolls for thee"
by Shickadance March 26, 2005
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John Gardner

Loved by many, respected by most. Not quite the leading man but important enough to not get killed in a horror movie. Comic relief in tense situations, and the word of reason in the midst of chaos. The one you want on your side when you are in trouble. An infectious laugh or an upbeat tune can often be heard coming from his direction. A shoulder to cry on. The big brother. The teddy bear. The warrior. The friend everyone wishes they had. John Gardner is one of a kind.
I wish I had someone like John Gardner in my life. He would make things so much better.
by Jamaica John February 3, 2010
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John Gotti Agnello

The son of Victoria Gotti... John Gotti Agnello is so sexy. He's named after his late grandfather John Gotti.
by Princess December 20, 2004
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