Johannes

Most likely a ginger, but a cool on at that, if you ever stumble into a Johannes, take the opportunity and ask him where the gold is.
They shouldn't be hard to spot, because they're super tall, but if you ever look one in the eye for too long, they enter attack mode, giant lasers will come out of their eyes and the world is doomed.

Look over there! That's probably a Johannes

Johannes by MynameisnotJohannes February 2, 2021

Johannes

Midget… all i have to say.

Your as low as johannes.

Johannes by Pocketshot226 September 6, 2021

Johannes

Super gay

Like really gay

He is really Johannes

Johannes by yas54321 May 29, 2020

Johannes

Johannes. Is he cool? Is he great? NO! He sucks ass. He is probably the most basic bitch you will ever meet in your entire life. I know a Johannes, and yeah, he's basic.

Johannes sucks

Johannes by Kevin Eliassen April 22, 2016

University of Johannesburg 

University of Johannesburg is a public university located in Johannesburg, South Africa. This university is populated by crack addicts and girls masquerading as students meanwhile they're ghetto prostitutes because most of the graduates if it weren't for blow job's they'd be unemployed.

Person A: I Got Admitted at University of Johannesburg today...yaaay
Person B: "Congratulations you're a prostitute: (If Person A is female)
else
(Congratulations you're a nyaope boy).

University of Johannesburg by Thedarklol July 26, 2022

Johannes

lol

Johannes: lol

Johannes by Livilinda06 May 12, 2022

johannes nyman helmerius 

johannes nyman helmerius is the most awesome guy in the world. he is a god and he is the greatest pussyslayer in the world. everyone called johannes nyman helmerius is the best and he is the manliest, strongest, smartest, bravest, and coolest guy

hi my name is johannes nyman helmerius

johannes nyman helmerius by Johannes king March 18, 2017