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cock-juggling-thunder-cunt

hallarious insult used in Blade Trinity.
"You cock-juggling-thunder-cunt!"
by ducttapeman May 2, 2005
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Gets my noggin jogging

Scottish idiom, something that really stirs your wheel, grinds your gear, rustles your willies. Basically is fucking annoying and unsettling. Noggin is the slang for head alas the person is jogging with your brains, painting a very descriptive and self explanatory picture.
Politic debates that lead to no avail Gets my noggin jogging.
by ℒund Von Pennylicker May 27, 2019
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Trigger Jiggling

When your using an inaccurate fully automatic weapon in a first-person shooter, such as Halo, and to make it more accurate you jiggle the trigger to burst fire.
Guy 1: "Man, I keep missing with this shitty assult rifle!"
Guy 2: "Dude, try trigger jiggling."
Guy 1: "Holy shit! This works way better!"
by XioClone May 24, 2009
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Jogling

to do the exact opposite of the proper thing in any situation.

examples:

1. tell a black woman a black joke
2. post 1000 facebook messages a day to f-up everyone's feed
3. profess your love on the third date
4. brag about your sexual conquests around women
5. finance your education
6. refer to all your friends girlfriends as f'ing c's to their faces
Man, you were straight jogling, showing up to that job interview late, smelling like whiskey, and still getting the job!
by Jogle Mogul July 28, 2011
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Cock Juggling

Being engaged in oral sex with 3 cocks in the following fashion: One in each hand and one in the mouth. Both hands and mouth must be preoccupied with cock in order to be considered Cock Juggling.
Dean is such a total cock juggler. I saw him stroking off a guy with each hand while he was chugging on some cock as well. I never knew loved cock juggling so much.
by Bobo the Cock Juggling Clown October 16, 2008
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A swear word a million billion times worse than "Guff". First used by Ryan Reynolds in Blade Trinity.
by Leeroy80 October 11, 2005
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juggling turds with wet hands

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.
It's like juggling turds with wet hands!
by Ian Chode September 13, 2003
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