Jonty

A jonty is a posh, early 20s dubstep fan that talks in rudeboy slang. Can be spotted usually wearing an Obey snapback with a Supreme t-shirt or some assorted primark Aztec. Has a bossy ketamine-addled posh girlfriend called Pippa (see tags).

Outlook festival is back to back Jontys.

I'd avoid FWD tonight mate it's Jonty central.

Put down that Obey snapback you Jonty.

by Daddy Alfie September 6, 2012

dirty jonty

when you poo on your finger and then eat it and then wee in a glass and have oral with a poo stain

i just pulled a dirty jonty with my girlfriend, wait i don’t have one.

by IconicRat June 15, 2020

jotty

those who jots; especially a female.

She is really a jotty; i find it very difficult to read her jots.

by yarooruvan March 9, 2005

Jonty

A slang word for passing wind

1. * phrppp * ewe you just did a jonty
2. I feel a jonty coming on

by jake Green September 10, 2007

Jifty

Also known Salty or Scetchy

Don’t be so Jifty when you talk to me!

by RanchHand October 11, 2018

Jonty

A person who is often mistaken for a asshole when he has done nothing wrong.

Guy: Oh man, i feel so bad about dave
Guy 2: Why?
Guy: I was always a cunt to him, he came across as a jonty that's all

by JamesHanna September 29, 2011

Buicy Jooty

(Noun) Juicy Booty. The opposite of Tig Bitties, but for booty.
Plural - Buicy Jooties. For more than one ASS.

DAMN! Check out that Buicy Jooty on that hoe!

by Alex January 16, 2004