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Jizzstillery

A rectum that is being used to ferment sperm into alcohol.

The liquor is generally consumed by being felched out with a straw.

Sometimes a large stalk of sugarcane is rammed in and out of the rectum to add sugar to the mash.
Since 1983, Francis has been fermenting spunk up his poop shoot. That’s right, the oldest jizzstillery in the state. Slick is the main distiller, and his batches are referred to as Slick Daniel’s. Slick can be seen sipping the liquor with a shit eating grin on his face.
by Dunkin Midikiner December 25, 2024
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Jezzabelle

Someone who is a slag. is normally used in a derogatory term but can be used in a way to express your love towards someone
Shut the fuck up you jezzabelle
You're my little jezzabelle
by U1TAKETTDICKINS November 27, 2025
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Human Jizzball

1. (adjective) A person(s) who is covered in jizz often and looks like a human jizzball
2. (noun) A person(s) who is filled with jizzball which clumps up inside of them creating a ball of sticky white jizz.

From the Latin word "humaina jizzybailo"
BRENDA: "Hey Sally have you seen Ryan lately? "
SALLY: "OMG yes! He looks like such a human Jizzball"
BRENDA: "He must be doing bukkake at the gay clubs again!"

MIKE: "Yo Nigel! I came so much in Stacy last night!"
NIGEL: "You better hope your cum turns into jizzball and she doesn't get pregnant. "
MIKE: "Yeah, I can't have my girlfriend Daria finding out."
NIGEL: "Yeah, you'd be in big trouble bro! "
by DRDOOKIEGOTDAT January 28, 2015
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