Jizzcuzi

The jizzcuzi is one of a kind. This is when you are beating your beat and you jizz into your belly button (must be an inny). You then insert your finger into your belly button because why not. This can be a very messy experience so make sure you aren't wearing nice cloths.

Mom: Edward what the fuck are you doing??

Edward: I'm just playing in my jizzcuzi mom.

by Buzzy boy February 8, 2017

jizzum

the WHITE sticky stuff that comes out of the TALLYWHACKER.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm,JIZZUM!!

by tatersalad August 2, 2003

jizzcuzzi

When you cum in your bellybutton, having no option but to put your finger in it for a nice dip.

I had a wet dream last night and woke up with my finger in a jizzcuzzi

by Steve Migurkin January 26, 2018

Jizzum bath

After sex the woman holds the jizz in. Then once in the bath releases the jzz into her bath thus bathing in jizz= jizzum bath , soft skin 👌🏼

Why you soft you babe , i had a “jizzum bath”

by Wanielle July 21, 2018

Jizzum

A person is so hott, the only word you can use to describe them is the result of what happens when you think about shagging them.

Kemi: OMG that guy was just Jizzum! daym!

by Just Tina January 21, 2011

Jizzum Sticks

Cheese filled breadsticks

bosco sticks cheese filled breadsticks Jizzum Sticks

by Ass Jew 2 April 26, 2010

jizzum

A "jizzum" is a word for a joke about wanking or some other activity involving Jizz

Make sure you jerk off in the shower so some dog eating minimum wage slitty eyed bastard has to pluck your Jizz from the plughole, hey that was a great "Jizzum"!

by RaffelHonez April 18, 2007