An ass jihad is a horrible event where a person goes to a bathroom -- usually one in public -- and takes a giant shit that's so rotten, vile, and putrid that the place smells like a holocaust for hours.
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Get the jaishaun mug.He is all toughness and strength on the outside, but is very sweet, weird, and clumsy on the outside. He is also not afraid to show his feelings, and he always puts family and friends first. He is also extremely attractive. All the girls swarm him, but he is only interested in a one.
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Get the crimson jihad mug.The same as Adil, but with a jihad twist. Although he prefers to dress in a balaclava (terrorist hood) and strap c4 and grenades around his chest, he is also addicted to swag. (Flight shoes, hollister, and all that swag shit). To the untrained eye, he looks like any other swaggot, but to is friends he is a jihadil. In call of duty he's one of those annoying dicks that throws out c4 randomly and blows your soul to hell. Loves annoying jokes like "that's what she said" and calls himself swag master01, even though he is not swaggy at all and frequently "third wheel"s in his group of swaggots. Enjoys excessive gore and violence.
Also a new, up and coming twitter trend.
Also a new, up and coming twitter trend.
Guy 1: hey I saw another 9-11 conspiracy video
Guy 2: we'll we all know what really happened. #jihadil
Guy 2: we'll we all know what really happened. #jihadil
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