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crimson jihad

The terrorist group in ARRRRNIE film - TRUE LIES
"i will destroy crimson jihad, YAAUUUUU" - Arnie
by ARNIE MAN September 27, 2007
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jihadil

The same as Adil, but with a jihad twist. Although he prefers to dress in a balaclava (terrorist hood) and strap c4 and grenades around his chest, he is also addicted to swag. (Flight shoes, hollister, and all that swag shit). To the untrained eye, he looks like any other swaggot, but to is friends he is a jihadil. In call of duty he's one of those annoying dicks that throws out c4 randomly and blows your soul to hell. Loves annoying jokes like "that's what she said" and calls himself swag master01, even though he is not swaggy at all and frequently "third wheel"s in his group of swaggots. Enjoys excessive gore and violence.

Also a new, up and coming twitter trend.
Guy 1: hey I saw another 9-11 conspiracy video

Guy 2: we'll we all know what really happened. #jihadil
by $wervy December 5, 2013
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fake jihad jeep

Similar to Jihad Jeep, but instead of actually blowing the tank up, ram into it and scare the occupants into thinking they're about to get blown sky high. They jump out, you jump in. Turn their own tank on them, or for the lulz just drive away for maximum rustling of jimmies.
That mobile AA is really pissing me off. Time for a Fake Jihad Jeep yo.
by LOLGUNS May 15, 2016
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Butlerian Jihad

The movement and philosphy, first coined by Frank Herbert in the book DUNE, that believes that artificial intelligence should be banned.

"Man may not be replaced."

" Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind"

Movement opposed to artificial intelligence, similar to Neo-Luddites
These new imiation artificial intelligence programs like Siri should be eleminated by the new Butlerian Jihad.
by Smerber September 11, 2021
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JihadiJustin

Refer’s to Canada’s current Prime Minister Justin Trudeau who is the only leader of the free world to welcome ISIS, Al Qaeda and any othe terrorists to their country with open arms.
Hey Wayne, why don’t we go to JihadiJustin’s house to watch the hockey game with him and his ISIS friends. I think it’ll be a blast.
by TheZ0diac January 14, 2018
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Jihad

Jihad literally means "struggle". This constant struggle is to establish islamic norms and rituals by deceit or pseudo-secularism and it touches every aspect of human life. It focuses on changing on demographics of a place, region or country so that Islam can be established as de facto.
Love-Jihad, Population-Jihad, Migration-Jihad, Land-Jihad,
by Sexy muhurte February 4, 2021
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Jeep Jihad

Also reffered to as "Jihad Jeep" -- a cheap method of racking-up kills in Battlefield 2 (and Battlefield: Vietnam) at the expendure of your own life (usually). It happens by a person attaching rediculous amounts of c4 onto a jeep or other fast mover and drives it into a crowd of people or vehicles, jumping out and detonating (as you cannot detonate while inside)

Also, historically: Before the more recent patches in Battlefield 1942, back in the day, the Willies Jeep or Kubelwagen were extremely fast and prone to detonation as if it so much as colided with a pebble in the road. Cashing it at full speed into another vehicle (usually a tank) would more than likely destory it. (sometimes a person could jump out if timing was right). THen they implemented e-breaks.
Admin! Crzy_noob2024 is Jeep Jihading us! Statpadder! statpadder!
by Yonsen November 30, 2005
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